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more about #justifymyglove more comments → HockeyMountain: You know this story was a lot better when Don McLean originally wrote it. more » Devine: And yet, he's not the Rodriguez with the worst image problem in popular sports today. Take a bow, Ann Arbor. more » The Gizmo from Pismo: Damnit. He gives all of us Rodriguez' a bad rap. more » Jews For Purple Jesus: it appears it's a calculated image makeover on the part of Team A-Rod Well they can start with a different shade of purple lipstick. more » Sports-Pun: Alex Rodriguez's Madonna Problem Is Not Going Away Some Valtrex should clear that right up. more » ClueHeywood: What's the amalgamated name for this ungodly pairing? Madriguez? A-Rodonna? more » twoeightnine: For a second there I thought I clicked over to Fleshbot and Dash was writing about tranny porn. more » Jefferson Tardship: It's becoming clear that Madonna wears the strap-on in this relationship. more » MattinglysSideburns: Another A-Rod/Madonna story? This is Borderline overkill. more » Cognitive Friction: Kleenex: catching abandoned demonic souls since 1924 more » The Sports Hernia: Note to self: Spit out orange gum. more » André Roussimoff: I can't wait for A-Rod's forthcoming rap album, The Kabbalah School Dropout. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: At this point who hasn't been in touch with Madonna's inner jewishness? more » HappyFeltonsGloryHole: ARod's Jewishness is only obvious when he comes up to the plate with runners in scoring position in a close game. more » the earl of weaver: ...sperm are abandoned souls that become demons. How many Hail Mary's a day do you think Madonna's stomach has to recite because of this? more » -
