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more about #kyleorton more comments → Tracy Ham and Eggs: quick question... A member of the Jazz wearing whiteface= cool. a random dude going as a black guy for halloween=bad? #halloween more » Chris Hanson's Axe: FatNakedMoleRat And here I thought everyone was just making up crazy screen names. FYI, I'm not actually a piece of lumber-chopping equipment. Also,... more » Steve U: The Terrifying Horrors Of Sports-O-Ween A naked David Wells, coated in melted Chocolate and Cheese? #halloween more » FlakJack: King Hippo + Smurfette = worst porn ever. Ever. #halloween more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Number 11 is the best "Proof My New Wife Was A Virgin" costume I've ever seen. #halloween more » DougOLis: Is #20 supposed to be Dan Shanoff? #halloween more » twoeightnine: Fucking racists with their body paint. Smurphette is a human being too! #halloween more » We Are All Lance Uppercut: Wait, it's okay for Deron Williams to dress up as "White Bob" from Martin, but I can't wear my "Jerome the Pimp" costume to the office without getting... more » Phintastic: I wonder if the pilot in #3 really punched those girls. #halloween more » DirkToberFest: That's not Bruce Weber! There's an actual play drawn on that board! #halloween more » Greek McPapadopoulos: "New Orleans is now 1-0 for the third time in four years and currently shares the number one spot in the NFC South with the Atlanta Falcons" Yes, we ... more » Weed Against Speed: "Cowboy" Bob Orton had an even better weekend. He found a "real nice" dumpster to sleep in. more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Another few performances like this and Orton will be the corporate spokesman for O'Doul's in no time. more » Civil Negligence: Honestly, I thought Taylor Swift was the real weekend winner. more » Gourmet Spud: Good job, Mom. Hey, this was lifted from the inside of my new line of sarcastic greeting cards. Specifically, the "Congrats on Your Abortion" one. more » -
#whimsy
The Terrifying Horrors Of Sports-O-Ween
We've tallied the results and as suspected....your Halloween costumes kind of stunk. Don't sweat it though. At least you weren't burned alive for going to a Scottish soccer match dressed as a sheep.
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#weekendwinner
Kyle Orton Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win more than others. Like Denver Broncos quarterback Kyle Orton, who won the weekend by not losing. (For Kyle Orton, that's quite an accomplishment.) More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Kyle Orton Likes What He Sees
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
#nfl
Mike Shanahan Shuts His Mouth, Knows His Role
Mike Shanahan will be the highest paid coach in the NFL this season, provided he doesn't actually coach anybody. Or talk to anybody. Yes, getting fired from a high-paying job is great work if you can get it. More » -
#nfl
Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler
In somewhat of a stunning move in the, wow-that-happened-fast sense, the Denver Broncos have traded Jay Cutler to the Chicago Bears for, well — A LOT. More » -
#kyleorton
He Can Have Fun Without A Jack Daniels Bottle
One lucky Des Moines middle school student had her wish granted — for Bears' ragamuffin quarterback Kyle Orton to come have morning breakfast with her. [Des Moines Register] -
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#kyleorton
Kyle Orton Is Just Getting Warmed Up
Don't worry, folks: Deadspin Hall of Famer Kyle Orton isn't going anywhere: He'll be back in the Bears uniform next year. More » -
#kyleorton
Kyle Orton Takes Step Toward REAL Hall Of Fame
There is some sort of perception that, somehow, we're making fun of Bears quarterback Kyle Orton for his induction in our Hall of Fame. Nothing could be further from the truth. We cheer for Orton full-heartedly and with complete sincerity; it's easy to root for a guy who's obviously having that much fun. More »
