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more about #lakewoodblueclaws more comments → Chamomiles Davis: ...they're not going to skip that trip to the shore. That's "DOWN the shore," jackass! Sheesh. more » Weed Against Speed: Mike Singletary suggested the BlueClaws go with "Kids Eat Free...With A P" but team officials were concerned the promotion would attract more pedophil... more » Hatey McLife: Crabs form the Jersey Shore, a rite of Summer, or whatever her name was. more » Wild_Horse_of_the_Osage: My wife and I drove to the Jersey Shore for a wedding a couple of years ago and this is what I remember about the drive from Philly to Stone Harbor: ... more » Blast it, Biggs: I can't read the word in extra extra fine print after "Free". Any help? more » Bobby Big Wheel: Lakewood is also going to have a section separated by gender in an effort to lure all the Orthos living in town. more » David Hume: ...so it's not like we've got a big auto plant closing and everyone is losing their job," Brown said, before pointing in the general direction of Mich... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: In a potentially problematic effort to save money they used hot dogs from last year. more » 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich: As a tourist, I can honestly say I wouldn't visit the Jersey shore... more » Civil Negligence: You'd think pop would get better seats for Wadey Boggs, Jr. more » Doyle McPoyle: They're still trying to make up revenue for that disastrous "kids tan free" promotion that nearly bankrupted them last year. more » tater: Well the 4th inning is the beer inning. more » chilltown: Lakewood plans on more than recouping their potential losses with a small "popped collar tax". more » Weed Against Speed: I guess the BlueClaws weren't aware that this kid's family vacations in Lakewood when they came up with this promotion. more » Kid Canada: Shouldn't "free ballpark food for kids" Monday be sponsored by the company that sends Wilford Brimley his diabeetus medicine? more » -
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Sorry, BlueClaws' 'Kids Eat Free' Promotion Does Not Include Beer
What minor league baseball team dares to feed your kids for free at every 2009 home game? The Lakewood BlueClaws. Take that, stupid economy. More »
