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more about #lennydykstra more comments → Chris Hanson's Axe: Is about to turn into a bat. more » ArkansasFred: Now that's the look of a man who spent all day boobytrapping his foreclosed mansion to fend off his voracious creditors. more » Mitchell Freedman Fan Club: Feeling particularly cocksure after eliminating Bond at the mortuary, Mr. Kidd relaxes for a moment and watches Mr. Wint slowly undress. more » David Hume: ed. more » AzureTexan: Yo, Lenny, what time is it . . . in 18th-century France? more » Chamomiles Davis: Thank you, Nails, for being an endless source of comedic material. I still hope one day to see you, Daulton and Jim Cramer on a show called "Wacky Way... more » AzureTexan: "Put your left hip in, put your left hip out. . . " more » ArkansasFred: He looks like he's trying to sell someone an overpriced substandard casket. more » ClintonPortishead: Just out of this shot to the right is a minority being sodomized by a Twizzler. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: What I appreciated most about Lenny's decorative style is that he approached home decor with the subtle understatement of a young Elton John or Liberace. more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: Does the award come with money? more » Bobby Big Wheel: For the second time this year, Plaxico Burress got railroaded. more » Lionel Osbourne: Featured black men on the cover of his magazine. The first time this has happened since James Byrd Jr. was featured on the cover of Motor Trend. more » istealllamas: Let's play Count The Things In This Picture of Lenny Dykstra That He No Longer Owns! -Suit -Tie -Watch -Clock -Marble thing clock is sitting on -Lamps... more » Step aside, Son: Not sure why, but this song comes to mind when I look at this picture... ♫ Throw up your hands, Stick out your tush, Hands on your hips, Give 'em a... more » -
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2009 SHOTY Nominee: Lenny Dykstra
We continue our week-plus look at this year's Sportshuman Of The Year nominees with the athletic embodiment of our financial crisis: Lenny Dykstra. Handsome devil, and charming too.
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Nails Is No Match For The Japanese Carl Monday
Yep, that's Lenny Dykstra, caught on Japanese television in a Los Angeles pawn shop. Deadspin translation services are on the case, after the jump.
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Lenny Dykstra Now Reduced To Stealing From Wayne Gretzky
Dykstra may not have a wad of cash anymore, but at least he has two multi-million dollar homes. Whoops! Seems he's been banned from entering those, because Nails has been stealing anything not nailed down. More » -
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Lenny Dykstra's Entire Career Is Now Up For Sale
The "Flying Higher" Kid is auctioning off pretty much every piece of memorabilia from his baseball career, including his 1986 World Series ring. I didn't notice exactly when it happened, but this story has officially crossed line into "sad." [NYDN/BusinessInsider] -
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Bankrupt Lenny Dykstra Reduced To Sleeping In His Car
This is not one of those "full of shit" liars trying to make Lenny Dykstra look bad. By his own admission, the stock market whiz kid is now sleeping in his car. So there is a level below rock bottom? More » -
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Deadspin HOF Nominee: Lenny Dykstra
Our second nominee of the day is as close a representation as you'll find of the lunacy that led none of you to have jobs. Other than Yankee Stadium, anyway. More » -
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Lenny Dykstra Has Open And Honest Communication With His Wife
This is what Dykstra's wife says he toldsenthervia text messageover voicemail: "From now on everything is going to be bad, the war is ready to begin and I play ... dirty!" [Ventura County Star] -
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Jim Cramer Was Wrong About Lenny Dykstra, Everything Else
Jon Stewart would like to remind everyone that financial "expert" Jim Cramer endorsed Lenny Dykstra as "one of the great ones in this business." And the business he was referring to was not "collecting tobacco juice." More » -
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Lenny Dykstra Gets Played Off
I'm generally unmoved by popular internet memes but, dammit, I just can't help myself when it comes to Keyboard Cat. Luckily, Gawker video samurai Mike Byhoff shares my love of The Cat and put this together for us. More » -
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Lenny Dykstra Would Still Like You To Trust Him With Your Money
Remarkably, Lenny Kyle Dykstra won't quit just because he filed for bankruptcy. No, teammates, it's just a bump in the road. He's still got the golden touch, so jump in while the water's freezing, etc. More » -
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Lenny Kyle Dykstra Slides Headfirst Into Rock Bottom
The legend of Financial Wizard Lenny Kyle Dykstra, last seen "flying higher", has finally shriveled up and died: The Dude officially filed for bankruptcy today. I hope you didn't hurt yourself when you fell out of your chair. More » -
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Billy Beane Is A Golden God: Excerpts From The Scrapped Moneyball Script
It looks like Moneyball might not be coming to the big screen anytime soon because director Steven Soderbergh tinkered with the script and everyone realized that a movie version of the book made about as much sense as Joe Morgan. More » -
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Lenny Dykstra Lets The World Know He's "Flying Higher"
Here's the portion of Bernard Goldberg's follow-up with Lenny Dykstra from last night's "Real Sports" where The Dude daftly mumbles his way through an interview he appears to have completely forgotten was scheduled. More » -
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HBO Finally Outs Lenny Dykstra As Bumbling, Sad, Delusional Trainwreck
It was a little more than a year ago that HBO's Bernard Goldberg naively bolstered Lenny Dykstra's reputation as a simple hustler with a golden touch who earned millions after his baseball career had ended. Oh how things have changed. More » -
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More Bad News For Lenny Dykstra
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The Myth Of Lenny Dykstra Completely Unravels
ESPN's Mike Fish punctures the final holes into Lenny Dykstra's supposed financial genius with swift, purposeful blows. Hopefully, this is the last we'll hear about Dykstra for a long, long time.
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Lenny Dykstra's Not A Racist — He's Had Three "Spearchuckers" On The Cover
After a year's worth of positive Lenny Dykstra news glorifying his inexplicable financial genius, the unsurprising truth about The Dude is revealed. Shocker: Lenny is an asshole and completely full of shit.
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