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more about #lindseyvonn more comments → dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Helpful tip: Do not use your skis as a saber. more » UkraineNotWeak: That is why Michael Phelps always stuck to the bong when celebrating. more » Weed Against Speed: After the injury, her husband told her, "Don't have a cow, man." more » Doyle McPoyle: She won a championship before getting stabbed? Paul Pierce is intrigued. Ray Lewis is aroused. more » Gourmet Spud: I blame the Glass Cork Manufacturers of America. What was wrong with plain old cork? more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Champagne bottles at a WNBA championship celebration can slice open a lot more than a finger. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: In my head, the whole scene unfolded something like this... more » HugsFromHarold: If she was celebrating with a bottle with a twist off top like Night Train this would never have happend. more » Kid Canada: Maybe they thought Vonn was Hindu? more » Hatey McLife: eat more chikin. more » formerly Chief Wahoo: Can we all just agree that when it comes to female olympians we only care if naked pictures are involved? more » Steve U: spared a thought for her cow Olympia Really, do we still need to be ripping on the Dukakis family 21 years after the fact? more » MattinglysSideburns: Lindsey Vonn spared a thought for her cow Olympia and her husband Thomas after seizing the gold medal in the world championship super-G on Tuesday, th... more » Weed Against Speed: If it wasn't for her cow, she wouldn't have spent that year in training. more » Chuck Knoblockhead: Vonn has guts and is cute and all, but that cow has slaughterhouse written all over it. more » -
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Skiing Celebrations More Dangerous Than Skiing
Lindsey Vonn wins two gold medals for sliding down a vertical sheet of ice at 80 miles an hour, then slices her thumb opening a champagne bottle during the celebration. [LA Times] -
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Lindsey Vonn Wins Gold, Would Prefer Another Cow
American Lindsey Vonn won her first major ski gold medal today, but still pines for the days when she was paid for victories in livestock. More »
