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more about #louisvillecardinals more comments → Steve U: I can't wait for the dramatization of this on Law and Order: Coddled Athletes Unit. #louisvillecardinals more » J Money BS: Cardinal Hoops Players Face Justice, Pitino Style He's going to f-ck them on the floor of an Arbys? #rickpitino more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Spaghetti, meatball, any time you defy me-it's serious. You will be punished-I will not be putting you in gravy for the time being. But no, I will st... more » Brazil Thrill: Cardinal Hoops Players Face Justice, Pitino Style So, which one of them will be forced to marry Karen Sypher? #rickpitino more » Bobby Big Wheel: Pitino also castigated the media for having the nerve to impugn his basketball team on the day Balloon Boy went missing. #rickpitino more » Steve U: This is pretty serious - historically, the Italian Pomade Torture has only been used against heretics and the most vile of murderers. #rickpitino more » Sports-Pun: Justice, Pitino Style He's not gonna let them walk through certain doors.. #rickpitino more » Karlifornia: Cardinal Hoops Players Face Justice, Pitino Style Do they have to walk barefoot through the local Olive Garden? #rickpitino more » ClintonPortishead: Cardinal Hoops Players Face Justice, Pitino Style I'm sorry Mr. Pitino, you simply cannot abort someone in the 86th trimester. No doctor will allow i... more » Fogg: How much did Nike pay Pitino to wear that ridiculous outfit? more » Matt Sussman: all day i dream about stillborns more » NordoftheBlings: Pitino. Adidas. "Impregnating is Nothing" more » ScientificMapp: Rick then pulled out his acoustic guitar and sang "Nine-eleven, nine-eleven, nine-eleeeevvven." more » Paul.B.Dodd: This is probably from left field but if you were about to have sex with a random woman you just met that night in a restaurant, why wouldn't you wrap ... more » Evil J, Prince of Half Truths and Lord of Low-Light Environments: Long band names are in right now, right? Because Fucking Middle-aged Moms on the Floor of an Italian Restaurant is a winner of a name if I ever saw ... more » -
#collegebasketball
I'm Not Sayin', I'm Just Sayin'
That prosecuting attorney who decided to charge Jerry Smith and Terrence Jennings with only a single misdemeanor charge, instead of the police's harsher recommendations? He's a proud graduate of Louisville Law School. [Rush The Court] -
#collegebasketball
Cardinal Hoops Players Face Justice, Pitino Style
Louisville's Jerry Smith and Terrence Jennings were charged with misdemeanor counts of resisting law enforcement. Their coach says "it's serious" and they will be punished....just not in any way that involves playing time. Yes, that serious! [ESPN] -
#mediameltdowns
Rick Pitino's "Adversity" Is Good For Everyone
Any time an interviewer starts his questioning by telling his subject, "You're such a passionate guy and I have such affection for you," you know it's going to be revealing TV. More » -
#rickpitino
And Here Comes The "Pitino Is A Baby Killer" Hysteria
Shockingly, Louisville's pro-life students are not impressed with how their coach handled the post-restaurant floor mom-banging: "Rick Pitino was willing to take his own child's life in order to cover up a cheap, tawdry affair."[ALL.org] -
#rickpitino
Rick Pitino Is No Choir Boy
Next time a crazy-eyed blonde accuses an upstanding sports figure of some heinous acts, let's not dismiss everything out of hand. Because while Rick Pitino's not on trial, there's still the little matter of public sex and a secret abortion. More » -
#lawsuits
Rick Pitino Didn't Do That Thing Karen Sypher Said He Did, Probably
Louisville police will not prosecute Rick Pitino for whatever it is Karen Sypher allegedly tried to blackmail him with. So I guess we'll never get a steamy "Law & Order"-style courtroom drama starring the saucy Cardinals coach. More » -
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Karen Sypher Speaks (Sort Of)
Karen Sypher, the woman at the center of the bizarre Rick Pitino extortion thingy wants to give her side of the story. Her vague, paranoid, possibly disturbed side of the story. More » -
#ncaatournament
Your Louisville-Michigan State Open Thread
Can the world withstand two Cardinal mascots in a major championship game during the same calendar year? We're going to find out, unless Tom Izzo and Friends can figure out this fullcourt press business. [MLive] -
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#marchmadness
NCAA Tournament Live Blog: (1) Louisville Vs. (16) Morehead State
Your live bloggers for this game will be an amalgamation of veteran Deadspin commenters: Stev D, ArkansasFred, dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese-mac, and David Hume. They canceled several party invitations for this. The hope you appreciate the sacrifice.
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#collegebasketball
Notre Dame Not Aware Of The Tie Rules Either
Unlike some sports, basketball games tend to continue until there is a declared winner. Notre Dame must not have been told this, because they failed to show up for overtime last night. More » -
#ncaatournament
The One Lonely UCLA Fan
There's something we absolutely love about this picture. No matter how well your team's doing, no matter how much fun your friends are having at the game, no matter how young you are and no matter how full of possibilities the planet might seem ... sometimes, when you're having a bad day, you're having a bad day. More »
