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more about #magglioordonez more comments → ScientificMapp: Leaving the upside-down Hitler mustache in place was a good move. more » Artie Fufkin: But he still lives in Detroit. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: He then went on to wow the crowd with his stunning rendition of "La Bamba." more » MarkKelsosMigraine: You can maybe buy them on eBay. Tiger hair? Not gonna happen. I tried to order "Tiger Whiskers" off ebay to poison my enemies with and the police were... more » Clare: There's obviously something wrong with Dontrelle. He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and... actually, I think he's crying. more » .357: The D-Train going crazy in D-Town more » Starburied: They should probably address his pitching form, if the above photo is any indication. No one has ever thrown that well off of one and a half crippled ... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: perhaps it's his shrunken head? Or maybe his over-bloated torso? more » ScientificMapp: But how long should a baseball team continue to pay a guy who can't play baseball very well? We figure the entire season, batting cleanup. -Seattle ... more » Chairman_Meow: Got to feel sorry for the guy. If I had to live in Detroit, I'd have anxiety disorder too. more » -
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Magglio Ordonez Loses His Magically Silky Hair
After being benched for terribleness, the Tigers "slugger" has shorn his legendary flowing locks. (You can maybe buy them on eBay.) So did it have the intended Reverse Samson effect? Two-for-four! Against the Cubs? Ok, that's inconclusive evidence. [Detroit4Lyfe] -
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Anxiety Disorder Stops Dontrelle Willis Again
So I guess The D-Train doesn't have it all figured it out. There were signs of promise, but after a couple of horrendous starts—8 walks in 3.2 IP on Sunday—Willis is back on the DL (head case). More »
