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more about #maradona more comments → twoeightnine: Sarah Palin is convinced that Maradona lived in peace with the dinosaurs. more » UkraineNotWeak: Raise your hand to God. more » crazyjoedavola: And as you can see, it's members are not at all insane. Sure, when I joined the church of Pele,I was ostracised. These guys get a pass. more » André Roussimoff: I suppose hell would then be England. This religion may be on to something. more » Senators Lost Cojones: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL in piece. more » Stev D: At communion, you get a short stack of chocolate chip pancakes. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: What a long, strange trip it has been for dependable sidekick, Wilson. more » Weed Against Speed: The prayer kneelers are giant hoagies. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: Church members celebrate Maradona's 48th birthday in the video, which they refer to as the year D.D. 48 ("Despues," or "After" Diego). I figured it st... more » Matt Sussman: more » UkraineNotWeak: Judging by the photos I've seen, you're required to sacrifice all your food to Maradona. more » the_mail_it_in_man: Hmm, I think those guys set up my guild in WoW more » Doyle McPoyle: What, no "Buddy Diego" statue? more » ArkansasFred: However, it is pretty awesome that the priest can wrap up an entire mass in 8 minutes even though it's impossible to understand him through all the te... more » combat chuck: Ok, ok. Now that we've all had our fun with this old picture, here's what he looks like now: Just sayin'. Oh, and Argentina's chances of reaching t... more »
