BerttFrvae'sDyxelsia aka Orr's Crabapples: Dr. Wiley
Lives in a giant foreboding castle (possibly: Tony Ayala)
Flies around in his own personal ship (rules out: John Madden)
Real prick who con... more »
You've thought to yourself, "Y'know, those extremely agile and powerful Nintendo characters would be great at sports." But who would they be, if manifested in reality? More »
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