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more about #mexicanwrestlers more comments → Steve U: This whole affair truly is a Grim Fandango. more » ScientificMapp: The ladies were seen holding a sign that said "Necrobutcher chupa un pene gordo." more » Stev D: In honor of the deaceased, the Mexican national anthem--Umbrella, by Rhianna, featuring Jay-Z. -Rick Rielly more » ScientificMapp: This was actually the 27,324th saddest thing to happen in Mexico on Monday. more » Stev D: The wrestler on the right was known only as El hombre vestido para casual Friday. His desire to win was surpassed only by his insistence on disussing ... more » Weed Against Speed: Perez Hilton thinks the photo needs more MS Paint drawn-on dicks and cum shots. more » Stev D: That's what happens when you combine Claritin reditabs and gauva flavored Jarritos. /gonna get sued! more » SuccessBot: I saw this same scenario on CSI a few years ago. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: The Mexico City Motel: Midgets Check in, But They Never Check Out. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Marge Simpson was right; the Investorettes shouldn't have sponsored those guys. more » Kid Canada: As long as the miniature El Dandy survived. + Watch video more » Mr. Praline: Having not found the prostitutes, police are now investigating this man: more » Gourmet Spud: Best use of the "Whimsy? Sad?" tag since David Carradine died. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Cormac McCarthy is suing for copyright infringement. more » ClueHeywood: Little Wrestlers, Big Whores. more » -
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A Mexican Murder Mystery Featuring Masked Mini-Wrestlers A Roving Gang Of Hookers And Perez Hilton
I always enjoy news stories that appear to be plucked from the mind of a struggling screenwriter deep in the throes of a salvia trip. Like this one about two tiny Mexican wrestlers found dead in a shady hotel room. More »
