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more about #mlballstargame more comments → HazelMaesLandingStrip: So when does the FOX reality show "So you think your Daddy Warbucks" start? more » Steve U: I could've sworn this was a viral campaign for Six Flags. more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: any morning that starts with Dio (the greatest thing ever to come out of Portsmouth, NH) is an awesome, magical midget morning. more » Hatey McLife: When Rupert Murdoch told Fox to use more viral marketing, I think he meant sell Ebola in Darfur. more » Stev D: Is this really the best way to promote the DVD release of season 1 of Drexel's Class? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: That is Michael Cerveris. He is a broadway star (Sweeney Todd, Tommy) and a great actor and guy. /ducks more » HockeyMountain: Note to Fox: Uatu get an original character. more » ClueHeywood: Also, the appearance of Zack Greinke was a marketing ploy for something called "The Kansas City Royals." more » Starburied: If they wanted a real viral marketing campaign, they should've placed a camera in Derek Jeter's jock. more » shea_guevara: I know David Cone's testifying on Sotomayor's behalf, but I don't think shaving his head is gonna help her cause. more » Kid Canada: I guess nobody told Moby that the All-Star Game is business casual. more » ArkansasFred: What about the derelict playing centerfield for the AL they kept showing? Is he in Prisonbreak or something? more » Phony Gwynn: Get Charlie Villanueva some sun, stat. more » HockeyMountain: He kept calling Clint Barmes a "Slacker". more » Kid Canada: I don't trust Pujols...I have read about him...and, uh, he's, he's an Arab. No sir. No? No, he's a decent, family man, a citizen that I just happen... more » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Yes, This Creepy Person Was a Marketing Ploy By Fox
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#albertpujols
SI Writer On Pujols: You Failed At Everything This All-Star Game
Pujols crapped out at the derby, didn't win a kid a flat-screen TV, didn't win MVP in the All-Star game, didn't help Obama throw a perfect strike and didn't save the world. His legacy is tarnished. [SI] -
#mlballstargame
How Does One Get An Infected Finger?
That's what happened to Evan Longoria. So All-Star game: Longoria out, Figgins in. Not a euphemism. [ESPN] -
#mlballstargame
All-Star Party At Old Man Leyland's Cancelled
Jim Leyland's wife was going to host an All-Star Game party, but he requested a nice, peaceful night at home. (Translation: he wants to do it.) [MLive] -
#mlballstargame
MLB All-Stars Voted In, Red Sox Aplenty
The All-Star rosters have almost been finalized, but there's still the online-popularity contest spot open. Vote Flyin' Hawaiian '09, if you know what's good for ya. [MLB] -
