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more about #mma more comments → Karlifornia: If the Mexicans wanted to keep their Thriller title, they shouldn't have gone to get a taco. #mma more » Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Three years have passed since the UFC put on a show in Los Angeles, and maybe this is why. Except for the fact that many of the judges, Peoples for ... more » sir_pantsalot: We can only assume that the top photo is the infamous fanny cough caught in the act. #mma more » Silent Q: Hooray for swilling piss. J'accuse! You stole this line from The Bone Patrol, my early '90s porno screenplay about a lady who gets plowed by the ent... more » StanGable: "Yeah, Thats what I meant" -R. Kelly #mma more » Hustler of Culture: "Luke O'Brien is a writer in Washington DC. He's written about MMA for Washington Post Magazine, SI.com and other publications." Dude, you know what ... more » Gary Norris: this is a funny story but then I notice that it is the anniversary of Matthew Shepard's murder and wonder if we really shouldn't find something like t... more » Kid Canada: "So, de two yobs..." "Excuse me, the what?" "Yobs, de two yobs." "The two what?" "Oh, I'm sorry..the two, yobbbbbbbbs" more » bevraj of choice: Crossdressing? Gina Carano was wearing a dress?? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I don't know, Wren seems a little flighty. more » BruschisBrewsky: I had a similar reaction the last time one of my co-workers misinterpreted a spreadsheet and I had to file a whole new report. Bullshit, man... more » Karlifornia: Why did they get Travis Barker to model for the "Hot Threads" feature? more » Weed Against Speed: I haven't held someone named Dana in such low regard since Dana Plato robbed by grandpa's video store. more » ScientificMapp: Gotta say, I think Mark Zupan would beat Herschel Walker's ass. more » ClintonPortishead: UFC Magazine: When You Want Your Coffee Table To Stop You From Being Laid Before You Even Had the Chance. more » -
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UFC 104: Zombies, Blind Men And The False Triumph Of The Piss-Drinker
Three years have passed since the UFC put on a show in Los Angeles, and maybe this is why. The California State Athletic Commission this weekend jobbed Shogun Rua out of a light heavyweight title. More » -
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UFC 104: Urine For A Good Fight
In advance of tomorrow's UFC 104, let us pause for a moment to consider the merits of drinking your own piss. More » -
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Would-Be Thugs Pick On The Wrong Crossdressers (UPDATED WITH VIDEO)
Next time you try to beat up a couple of women, make sure they're not men in drag. And also MMA fighters. More » -
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Kimbo Says: "If You Can't Beat 'Em, Shoot 'Em"
TUF Castmate Justin Wren: "He got arm-barred and Kimbo really doesn't like to tap. He didn't tap and the guy hurt his arm so he came back in there with a gun. Cops were called and everyone went nuts." [Cagewiter] -
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UFC President Pretty Excited To See Herschel Walker Fight
Dana White: "Who the f**k are they going to find to fight Herschel Walker? A guy in a wheelchair?..The geniuses over at Showtime are the most arrogant, cocky, pompous jackasses I've ever met." [FanHouse] -
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Herschel Walker: "You're Never Too Old To Get Your Ass Kicked"
At 47, Hall of Fame running back Herschel Walker is the latest NFL retiree to jump on the MMA bandwagon. Walker, who just signed a contract with Strikeforce, is a sixth-degree taekwondo black belt, whatever that's good for. [FanHouse] -
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Kimbo Slice Faces Reality
He lost his last fight in 14 seconds to a pink-haired nobody, and ever since Kimbo Slice's career has been on life support. "I got six shorties at the crib," he says. "They gotta eat, you know what I'm saying?" More » -
#boxing
Bob Arum: MMA Is Nothing But Skinheads, Homosexuals
If boxing wants to win the war against MMA, you know what it needs more of? Grumpy old white guys willing to provide insulting, homophobic, possibly racist rants about its rival audience. Take it away, Bob Arum! More » -
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Rampage Jackson Ditches Upcoming Bout to Star in A-Team Movie
I wonder which character he'll play? More » -
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Watch As Your Childhood Gets Choked Out
Jason David Frank,bestonly known as the Green Power Ranger, is entering MMA. His first opponent will be the winless Lord Zedd. [MMA Weekly] -
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MMA Fighter's Tats Are Ultimately Offensive
How does swastika-betatted MMA fighter Toni Valtonen work up the proper level of anger toward his opponents in the ring? Probably by visualizing them in yarmulkes, stealing his money. More » -
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Gina Carano Gets Pummeled By Cyborg Woman
The most popular woman in MMA received an efficient ass-kicking last evening, which, some say, is the worst thing that could happen to female mixed martial arts. You know what lady MMA needs? Kimbo. [WatchKalibRun] -
#undesirables
Vancouver Wary Of MMA "Gangsters"
This is the best news lede of the month: "The potential for an Ultimate Fighting Championship event to draw undesirable gangsters to downtown Vancouver is real, say police." So should we just hand over our wallets and women now? More » -
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UFC 101: Beating Pipes, Disgusting Bloggers And Gerard Butler's Furiously Shaken Pud
By now you know thatMola RamAnderson Silva ripped out Forrest Griffin's heart and flambéed it before 17,500 fans in Philadelphia. What you (hopefully) do not know is this: Gerard Butler plays with his haggis at the urinal. More » -
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UFC 101: Hipster Warriors, Chest Hair And The Return Of Sanctioned Violence To Philly
The UFC descends on Philadelphia this weekend. Which means that hordes of Tapout-clad drunks from the East Coast will fill the Wachovia Center and howl like gibbons as they work themselves into the Blood Frenzy. Well, bully for them. More » -
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In Which MMA Fans Don't Get Their Money's Worth
From something called PureCombat comes the first 3-second knockout I've ever seen. That's Steve "Dangerous" Ramirez taking out Darvin Wattree, shot on video that looks like Nicolas Cage might have been hired to find out where it came from. More » -
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Reports Of MMA Fighter's Death Greatly Exaggerated
Fight fans were saddened yesterday to learn that veteran slugger Kim Leopoldo had passed away at the age of 41. So young! The news was especially hard on Leopoldo since he was under the impression that he was still alive. More » -
#duan
UFC 100 Will Be The Biggest Event Ever!!!
I'm not an MMA guy. I haven't ordered anything on pay-per-view since Wrestlemania VI. But even I know that tonight is something special. More » -
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Everyone In UFC Weighs What They're Supposed To
The weigh-in for UFC 100 was held yesterday, and, since this is UFC, even the weigh-in is a spectacle. [Combat Lifestyle] More » -
#mediameltdowns
Is It Bad When An Interview Subject Chokes You Into Unconsciousness?
Here's a note to aspiring journalists. If you're ever interviewing a boxer, mixed martial artist, or pro wrestler, never ask them about the strength (or veracity) of their most punishing moves. They might decide to "demonstrate" on you without asking. More »
