I Went To A UFC Match, And A Fight Broke Out

As Mark Coleman transitioned into forced retirement, Tito Ortiz cursed him out from cageside, while girlfriend Jenna Jameson gave the finger. That's probably not a first for Jenna, if "Where The Boys Aren't 17" is any indication. [cagewriter]

Herschel Walker's MMA Debut Ugly As Expected

Walker's appearance for Strikeforce last night went as successfully as a match against an out-of-shape, inexperienced fighter, with the crowd booing you for using poor technique and not finishing him off can go. [Sherdog]

Also Not A Fan Of Socialized Medicine: Brock Lesnar

The UFC Champ just got over a nasty case of diverticulitis, no thanks to Canada. In a move sure to upset half our nation and all of theirs, Lesnar trashed universal health care and called Canada "a Third World country." More »

UFC Fight Night 20: Suburban Hell, Blood Loogies, And The Glorious Return Of The Hipster Warrior

The UFC slunk into the Patriot Center in Fairfax last night. Fairfax isn't so much a town as a county. To be more specific, it's a naturally occurring asbestos pit home to spies, Civil War fanatics and lax-obsessed Caucasian moneylovers. More »

Arm Wrestling — To The Max!!!

As the runaway success of Chess boxing proved, any sport can be improved by adding ass-kicking to the mix. Imagine arm wrestling, where the rest of your body is free to wail on your opponent. America's got a new pastime. More »

If You're Breathing (And Maybe If Not) Someone Will Sanction Your MMA Fight

A five-time World's Strongest Man champion thinks his very specific skill set can translate to MMA. There's a reason he's never won the World's Smartest Man competition (no Polish jokes please). More »
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UFC 104: Zombies, Blind Men And The False Triumph Of The Piss-Drinker

Three years have passed since the UFC put on a show in Los Angeles, and maybe this is why. The California State Athletic Commission this weekend jobbed Shogun Rua out of a light heavyweight title. More »
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UFC 104: Urine For A Good Fight

In advance of tomorrow's UFC 104, let us pause for a moment to consider the merits of drinking your own piss. More »

Would-Be Thugs Pick On The Wrong Crossdressers (UPDATED WITH VIDEO)

Next time you try to beat up a couple of women, make sure they're not men in drag. And also MMA fighters. More »

Kimbo Says: "If You Can't Beat 'Em, Shoot 'Em"

TUF Castmate Justin Wren: "He got arm-barred and Kimbo really doesn't like to tap. He didn't tap and the guy hurt his arm so he came back in there with a gun. Cops were called and everyone went nuts." [Cagewiter]

UFC President Pretty Excited To See Herschel Walker Fight

Dana White: "Who the f**k are they going to find to fight Herschel Walker? A guy in a wheelchair?..The geniuses over at Showtime are the most arrogant, cocky, pompous jackasses I've ever met." [FanHouse]

Herschel Walker: "You're Never Too Old To Get Your Ass Kicked"

At 47, Hall of Fame running back Herschel Walker is the latest NFL retiree to jump on the MMA bandwagon. Walker, who just signed a contract with Strikeforce, is a sixth-degree taekwondo black belt, whatever that's good for. [FanHouse]
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Kimbo Slice Faces Reality

He lost his last fight in 14 seconds to a pink-haired nobody, and ever since Kimbo Slice's career has been on life support. "I got six shorties at the crib," he says. "They gotta eat, you know what I'm saying?" More »

Bob Arum: MMA Is Nothing But Skinheads, Homosexuals

If boxing wants to win the war against MMA, you know what it needs more of? Grumpy old white guys willing to provide insulting, homophobic, possibly racist rants about its rival audience. Take it away, Bob Arum! More »

Watch As Your Childhood Gets Choked Out

Jason David Frank, best only known as the Green Power Ranger, is entering MMA. His first opponent will be the winless Lord Zedd. [MMA Weekly]

MMA Fighter's Tats Are Ultimately Offensive

How does swastika-betatted MMA fighter Toni Valtonen work up the proper level of anger toward his opponents in the ring? Probably by visualizing them in yarmulkes, stealing his money. More »

Gina Carano Gets Pummeled By Cyborg Woman

The most popular woman in MMA received an efficient ass-kicking last evening, which, some say, is the worst thing that could happen to female mixed martial arts. You know what lady MMA needs? Kimbo. [WatchKalibRun]

Vancouver Wary Of MMA "Gangsters"

This is the best news lede of the month: "The potential for an Ultimate Fighting Championship event to draw undesirable gangsters to downtown Vancouver is real, say police." So should we just hand over our wallets and women now? More »
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UFC 101: Beating Pipes, Disgusting Bloggers And Gerard Butler's Furiously Shaken Pud

By now you know that Mola Ram Anderson Silva ripped out Forrest Griffin's heart and flambĂ©ed it before 17,500 fans in Philadelphia. What you (hopefully) do not know is this: Gerard Butler plays with his haggis at the urinal. More »