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more about #ncaabasketball more comments → Hatey McLife: Here's some sage advice from the legendary UCLA coach... He got that sage advice from Zane Grey. more » ArkansasFred: Huh. So that's why Duff Goldman got a request for an Edsel shaped cake with enough room to hide a skeletal Ginger Rogers. more » VTBen: When my alarm went off this morning and they were discussing the Wizard of Westwood on the radio, I thought for sure it was because he had died. This ... more » Bobby Big Wheel: Wooden's got a lot of problems at 99, but a bitch ain't one. more » Steve U: Wooden and Paterno - the Treebeard and Tom Bombadil of college sports. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I can't wait for misguided commenters to do the following: - Compare Wooden's age to Joe Paterno - Compare Wooden's age to John McCain - Suggest Wood... more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: I hope he likes red balloons. more » Artie Fufkin: Because he's wood-en!! more » Steve U: We achieved this status by being in the top 10 percent of all the zoos in the country. As reported in the 'U.S. Zoos and World Report ("All the Zoos ... more » TimCouchFanatic: Not one of our tigers has been arrested with cocaine. No otter knocks over old ladies to shoplift condoms. Our bear doesn't have temper tantrums and s... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Sounds like the inmates are running the asylum. /gets angry letter from Christina T. Padwa Business Manager Binghamton Psych Ward more » MattinglysSideburns: Not one of our tigers has been arrested with cocaine.The city of Detroit often brags about the same thing, except they normally add "except for Denny ... more » Barry Lutz: Not one of our tigers has been arrested with cocaine. So how many of your tigers HAVE been arrested with cocaine? more » SponsoredbyV8: The Binghamton Zoo at Ross Park has just received re-accreditation by the Association of Zoos and Aquariums If that isn't a ringing endorsement, I do... more » Hatey McLife: Not one of our tigers has been arrested with cocaine. I think she forgot that Denny McLain cleans up shit in the Bison exhibit. more » -
#ncaabasketball
It's John Wooden's 99th Birthday
And to commemorate, Esquire.com's re-run his "What I've Learned" interview with Cal Fussman from February, 2000. Here's some sage advice from the legendary UCLA coach we can all benefit from: "Pick up your own orange peels."[Esquire.com] -
#ncaabasketball
Binghamton Zoo Doesn't Appreciate The Comparisons To That "Blight" Of A Basketball Team
The Binghamton University basketball program has had its share of image problems thanks to many of the off-field indiscretions of its players, but don't you dare compare those animals to the ones in the actual zoo. More » -
#corruption
Recruiting Information Wants To Be Free
It's hard to determine which end of the recruiting process is more corrupt. In one corner are the coaches who feed egos to drive theirs; in the other are the AAU type who extort high schoolers' phone numbers for cash. More » -
#jimcalhoun
Jim Calhoun Is Unbreakable
12 miles into his charity bike race for cancer research, UConn's 67-year-old head coach hit a pot hole, fell, and broke five ribs. After he crossed the finish line, he fainted from dehydration and was hospitalized. Out today, though. [NYDN] -
#johncalipari
The Caliparis Continue To Use Social Networking Tools To Bash Pat Forde
Her father's former program is under NCAA investigation, but Erin Calipari knows who to blame and how to do it: call out ESPN's Pat Forde on Facebook.
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#collegebasketball
Ty Lawson Shot Some Craps In Reno, Just To Watch Them ...Fly?
The NCAA seems to prohibit its "student-athletes" from doing, well, anything, but prominent North Carolina baller Ty Lawson shooting craps in a Reno casino over New Year's is apparently cool with them. More » -
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#ncaabasketball
Remembering The Fab Five
"[T]wo decades after their high point, the Fab Five's legacy has gone from black socks to black marks, their swagger replaced by the shame of bequeathing the Michigan basketball program a generation of chaos." [NYT] -
#billygillispie
Get Away From Me, Alan Cutler
There are still reverberations from yesterday's Billy Gillispie firing, but there's nothing more telling about the misguided lunacy that is UK basketball than watching a television reporter chase Gillispie through the Joe Craft center. More » -
#duan
More Sweet Sixteen Duan: Discuss Your Brackets, Make Out With An Avatar, Type Insulting Things About Your Mothers
Louisville/Arizona are starting...now! For those of you with Friday night plans to watch the games, tipple, rip, and sniff here's the spot for you. And stop leering — she's 16, for god sakes! More » -
#ncaabasketball
God Just Didn't Let Him Know How To Beat Arizona
"God sent Moses to free Israel. God sent Gary Waters to resurrect Cleveland State. I really believe that. I believe that 100 percent. [Yahoo!Sports] -
#duan
You Have No One To Blame But Yourself, Young Man
Deadspin Albany operative Daniel reports that these signs were hanging all over town yesterday. No wonder Siena was so fired up against OSU; they had had ENOUGH of Thad Matta's son badmouthing upstate New York. More » -
#marchmadness
President Clinton Will Hedge His NCAA Bets, Thank You
It's now been well established that President Obama likes college basketball. But did you know former President Bill Clinton likes hoops, too? It's true, and Clinton would like to share his picks with you, kinda. More » -
#marchmadness
NCAA Second Round, Second Round
Let's hope these next games are better than the Villanova-DukeUCLA* suckfest in Philly. Jay Bilas called that "men against boys", and while that seems a little like piling on, he'll hear no argument here. More » -
#marchmadness
Round Two...Fight!
After the 48-hour basketball bender that is the first round of the NCAA tournament, a single game to start off the 2nd round is just what the doctor ordered. UCLA-Villanova starts the fun at 1:05PM.
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#marchmadness
The NCAA Will Snatch The Baby Jesus Right Out Of Your Hands
Viewers of the Ohio State-Siena game may have noticed a proselytizing attention whore with a John 3:16 sign. But did you see an NCAA security guard snatch it? One eagle-eyed viewer did; roll the tape. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Hugs For Some, Crushing Defeat For Others
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
#whimsy
This Is Why Warm-Up Drills Are Dangerous
Stan Simpson, Illinois frosh, killed in the low post during practice... no, of course he wasn't. But I'm sure his whole face smells like Wilson right now. [The Sports Hernia]
