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more about #oklahomasooners more comments → Weed Against Speed: The cartoon Cautionary Tales never did achieve the same level of success as its close cousin, Shirt Tales. #sambradford more » Artie Fufkin: He didn't choose to stay in school, he choose to stay at Oklahoma. #sambradford more » David Hume: Cautionary Tail is this great firefox plugin that makes a frumpy little animated girl appear at certain times. It looks like you are sending a seduct... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: When reached for comment, Mark Sanchez was unable to do anything but laugh maniacally. #sambradford more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Meanwhile, Cautionary Whale, Juno Mcguff should just fucking kill herself she's so annoying. #sambradford more » MattinglysSideburns: To be fair, Chris Simms told Bradford to just go ahead and get his shoulder removed altogether. #sambradford more » MarkKelsosMigraine: He looks like Archie, if Archie was part of the Sports Industrial Complex. #sambradford more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: I hear Patrick Ewing is lacing up his, uh, Ewings for a comeback. #watercoolerfodder more » Steve U: First blood goes to the Phillies I suppose this is what we get for leaving Brett Myers at home with his wife. #watercoolerfodder more » I Party With Smoot: From the NJ.com message board: Awwww poor Romain, mabe when Coach Toal was recruiting you he didnt mention you had to study in that joke of a school ... more » Juancho: Boy, the IT guys at the LJ are in for a good one this afternoon. Put on a fresh pot, boys- you're gonna need it. more » Stev D: Vin Diesel always will be remembered by me as a bit player in "Boiler Room", a movie I will watch if it is on TV and there really isn't anything else on. more » Jefferson Tardship: James Dean will always be remembered for being a reckless driver. more » formerly Chief Wahoo: Yet somehow he avoided calling Tisdale a clubhouse cancer. more » Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: LLCoolJ > LJWorldJ more » -
#collegefootball
Sam Bradford Reminds You To Not Stay In School, Kids
Cautionary tale Sam Bradford will end his college career with season-ending shoulder surgery and a ticket to the NFL combine. That's the last time he takes career advice from Billy Sims. [NYTimes/MorningNews] -
#watercoolerfodder
OU Has Already Lost The Red River Embarrassing Music Video Rivalry
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#mediameltdowns
Adventures In Ill-Timed Column Topics
Chuck Woodling, Lawrence Journal World & News, May 16, 2009: "Wayman Tisdale always will be remembered as a bit player in one of the ugliest incidents in the history of Kansas University's Allen Fieldhouse." [LJWorld] -
#nba
Wayman Tisdale Dies At Age 44
The Oklahoma Sooner, 12-year NBA veteran, and "smooth jazz" guitarist passed away this morning after a two-year battle with bone cancer. [Oklahoman] -
#heroes
Brian Bosworth Is An American Hero
Cinematic legend Brian Bosworth is credited with (probably) saving the life of an unknown man when he hopped off his motorcycle to administer CPR—right after saving the lives of dozens of high school students. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Blake Griffin Shows Off His Extra Long Fingers
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#collegefootball
Sooner Recruits Are Quite Handy With Tools
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless what happens is punching your girlfriend, driving her to the middle of the desert and threatening to kill her with a screwdriver. That tends to get publicized. More » -
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#marchmadness
NCAA Tournament Live Blog: (2) Oklahoma Vs. (15) Morgan State
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#womenscollegebasketball
Courtney Paris Bets Her Scholarship On A National Title
Oklahoma women's hoops star Courtney Paris is so confident that she can bring a national championship back to Norman, that she says she will pay back her entire college scholarship if she fails. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
This Just In: Notre Dame Still On Bubble Despite Several Losses
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#collegebasketball
Tonight's Oklahoma-Kansas Tussle Loses Some Luster
Oklahoma's Blake Griffin, still suffering from a dinged noggin, will not unleash his 22 points and 13.8 rebounds per game average tonight. No! He'll be back eventually! [KUSports] -
#collegebasketball
Griffin's Status Remains Unclear
Blake Griffin's MRI may have been clean, but he's still feeling the effects of the concussion he suffered last night. His status for tomorrow's clash with Kansas remains undetermined, and that probably won't change until tomorrow evening. [NewsOK] -
#collegebasketball
Oklahoma Goes Down With Griffin On Queer Street, UNC Falls to Maryland
Last night the Oklahoma Sooners traveled to Texas to renew the Red River Rivalry with a number one ranking on the line, only to be rebuffed once again by the Longhorns. More » -
#collegebasketball
Marquette Enjoying The Top While It Can
The Golden Eagles dispatched the suddenly terrible Fighting Irish leaving them on top of the Big East for at least a little while longer. More » -
#collegefootball
Sam Bradford Just Can't Quit You
Oklahoma's sophomore quarterback has just announced that he's forgoing the NFL draft to stay at Oklahoma. It's on again, Tebow! [NBCSports] -
#collegebasketball
Texas And Oklahoma To Settle Their Differences Through Sport
Yes, the Longhorns and Sooners can argue for eternity about who won the Big 12 South this fall, or they can use the entirely different athletic pursuit of basketball to sort it all out. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
It's Always The Clarinet Section That Suffers Most
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More »
