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more about #peta more comments → manadajigity: The last time someone thought a robot version of a mascot was a good idea, this happened: more » The Gizmo from Pismo: Well....doesn't killing the dogs in the shelter also control the overpopulation problem? Why just stop the dogs being taken from a breeder? more » UGAdawg: PETA doesn't realize that Uga's come from the same family line. Plus any bulldog lucky enough to become Uga is treated VERY well. They are like roya... more » Steve U: Unfortunately, the robot suggestion is the most rational thing PETA has done in decades. more » bevraj of choice: Good idea, PETA. We'll even forego the name of Uga VIII, and name the new animatronic mascot 'Ugattabeshittinme'. Tomorrow, purely out of spite, I'm ... more » Artie Fufkin: Duck, Goose, Duck more » Hit Bull Win Steak: no wonder he's the only one holding a duck. how are those other guys supposed to see with those black bars over their eyes? more » Stev D: Nice sunglasses. Is he hunting with the guys from Daft Punk? more » Hatey McLife: Too bad nobody was around to tell his brother to "Duck". more » Raskolnikov: No, no, no, Adrian. You have to catch lame ducks for your receiver training. more » Weed Against Speed: I hope he's better at hanging on to a gun than he is holding on to a football. more » Steve U: Best Running Back On The Planet Shows Off Quizzical Dead Duck Face He's just getting ready to start receiving passes from Favre. more » apostles03: Gobbler Country? I barely even know her. more » Civil Negligence: So the team now has a gun and rifle slingers? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Meanwhile, my state fair-winning Peach can be viewed at Cobbler Country. I'd like to thank the judges and tell Mable Johnson her blueberry tasted li... more » -
#collegefootball
PETA And Skynet Team Up To Take On U Of Georgia
Because nothing even remotely animal-related can happen without PETA getting involved, the animal rights organization is recommending that the recently deceased Uga VII be replaced with an animatronic bulldog. And this is how the robot war begins... More » -
#whimsy
Best Running Back On The Planet Shows Off Quzzical Dead Duck Face
Adrian Peterson pops up in a photo gallery on Gobbler Country and shows the world that he can also be cruel to animals. Beware the crazed duck lovers converging upon Minnesota to display their outrage. [GC via SB] -
#nfl
Michael Vick Has Always Enjoyed Pitas ... Er, PETA
Michael Vick is ready to fulfill hiscommunity service requirementshis dream of defending animal rights in a PETA ad. The guy just really cares about this issue for some sudden unexplained reason! More » -
#mlb
Curse Of The Colonel Update: Now PETA's Involved
Of course they are. The animal rights organization has sent an impassioned letter to the Chicago Cubs, advising them not to accept a Japanese baseball team's offer of a curse-breaking Kentucky Fried Chicken statue. More » -
#vancouverolympics
PETA Vs. Canada ... You Knew It Had To End This Way
See, this is where PETA miscalculated rather badly; I would have no problem clubbing a guy in a baby seal costume. In fact, I'd walk several blocks out of my way to do it. More » -
#nba
Once Again, Ron Artest Is The Voice Of Reason
When your organization needs a well-known and well-respected community member to speak up on behalf of your cause, you definitely want to go with the guy who is famous for his dangerous instability. More » -
#westminsterdogshow
PETA: Dog Master Race To Rise Up, Annex The Sudetenland
The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show got underway on Monday, and of course PETA was there to add an air of dignity and understatement to the proceedings, as the photo indicates. More » -
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#petavseverybody
The Super Bowl Does Not Want Your Erotic Fruits And Veggies
Our story so far: PETA produced a Super Bowl ad that featured scantily-clad women doing naughty things with vegetables. Somehow, Sean Salisbury and Whoopi Goldberg got involved. Then things got weird ... More » -
#duan
Michael Vick Has Nothing But Respect for Chickens
When Michael Vick plead guilty to dogfighting charges back in 2007, he also agreed to enroll in PETA's version of sensitivity training. His test results from that training are in, and they may surprise and/or amuse you. More » -
#cheerleaderfight
Cowboys Cheerleader Vs. Titans Cheerleader: It Is So On
Nothing perks up our Friday like a good cheerleader catfight. Today, it's former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader/PETA supporter Bonnie Jill Laflin vs. Tennessee Titans cheerleader/rodent decapitator Melissa Hodges. More »
