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more about #petavseverybody more comments → TheStarterWife: No one else saw "Night on Earth"? Roberto Benigni describing fucking a pumpkin is one of the funniest things to ever hit the big screen. more » sir_pantsalot: If PETA is successful in the name change we can start a new campaign to change the name from "sea kitten" to "unborn child." Then we will be able harm... more » Jefferson Tardship: Chris Hansen disapproves of the name of PETA's blog. more » Hatey McLife: My campaign to change the name of the Irish to "Walking Whiskey Bags" hasn't gotten too far either. more » sir_pantsalot: If you rename fish to "sea kittens" does that make it okay to eat real kittens in Chinese food? more » MattinglysSideburns: Knowing darned well that their ad would never see the light of a flat-screen TV, PETA pretended to buy Super Bowl ad time and produced a commercial, e... more » shea_guevara: Figures Salisbury would hate this PETA ad, since he's all about displaying his [INSERT SUGGESTIVE MEAT OF YOUR CHOICE HERE]. more » Weed Against Speed: ...screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)... There's nothing worse than going down on a broccoli and finding out it's unshaven. more » Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: So that's what happened to the former stars of VeggieTales. Man, they really fell off that Christian bandwagon. more » Bobby Big Wheel: I always found vegetables to be quite sensuous. more » Whitey Fisk: Unless David Riske is involved, I think you meant "risque." more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Veggie Love is also the name of Broccoli Obama's personal assistant. more » Weed Against Speed: ...produced a commercial, entitled Veggie Love... A Veggie Tales porno, huh? more » HockeyMountain: Coincidentally, Veggie Love is also the title of the made for NBC movie about Terry Schiavo. more » StuScott Booyahs: Hopefully he doesn't confuse the turkeys he's shooting at with the one writing his column. So ... he might confuse himself with a turkey? more » -
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The Super Bowl Does Not Want Your Erotic Fruits And Veggies
Our story so far: PETA produced a Super Bowl ad that featured scantily-clad women doing naughty things with vegetables. Somehow, Sean Salisbury and Whoopi Goldberg got involved. Then things got weird ... More »
