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more about #pga more comments → shea_guevara: Luckily for Jordan, San Francisco doesn't have a ban on being a selfish, egotistical jackass. In fact, it's practically a requirement for living there. more » Chamomiles Davis: I hear this place is restricted, Yang, so don't tell them you're Jewish, OK? more » Hatey McLife: Then like some terrible sociology class experiment, the idea turned into a self-fulfilling prophecy. Tiger was too busy worrying about Macduff. more » Gravy: From Jason Sobel live blog at 7:11 last night: [Comment From Shaun from Philadelphia ] Is it safe to say that Yin was Yang's partner today? Because h... more » ClueHeywood: On the bright side, Tiger did get to spend the round repeatedly saying "Hey, Yang! What's with the pictures? It's a parking lot!" more » MarkKelsosMigraine: You can't fault that Irish bookmaker. He was busy doing what all Irish people do on the weekend, chugging a bottle of Jamesons, reading Finnegan's Wak... more » ArkansasFred: Linda Lovelace's title is safe. For now. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Tiger's intimidation tactic backfired. He approached Yang before the round and said, "This watch? This watch cost more than your car. I made $99.4 mil... more » Karlifornia: When he did a live performance of " Goodbye Ruby Tuesday", the police informed him that he was actually being escorted out of a Hooters. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I can't wait for Colin Montgomerie's Scottish fiddle tune, "I moved my ball and I'm a fucking cheater." more » ScientificMapp: Ah, the good old G chord. Is there any song it can't make sound generic? more » Nickly: Spoiler!: It's about being sad. I figured it'd be about cigarettes and m&m's more » Hatey McLife: Golfers To Trade Cash For Gold William Jennings Bryan IV convinced the IOC to also hand out silver. more » Weed Against Speed: Call me a traditionalist, but the Olympics have gone to shit ever since they stopped competing in the nude and the winners were allowed the pick of th... more » the earl of weaver: If this results in Phelps being disqualified for choking on a Snickers bar mid-lap then I'm all for it. more » -
#pga
Time To Clear The Air Jordan
MJ will be a special assistant to the Americans at this weekend's Presidents Cup, but he won't have his signature cigar in hand. Why not? Liberals! More » -
#pgachampionship
Tiger Woods: Golf's Newest Choke Artist
Someone actually had the nerve to ask Tiger Woods—on Saturday—if he'd ever come close to choking in a major. 14 for 14 when leading the final round. So congratulations, anonymous jinxer. You won the weekend. More » -
#pga
And Now A Musical Interlude From John Daly
The big guy dropped out of the PGA Championship after one round (citing a bad back) and then dropped this smash hit single (citing the chords from "Every Rose Has Its Thorn.") Spoiler!: It's about being sad. [Devil Ball Golf] -
#olympics
Golfers To Trade Cash For Gold
The IOC is planning to include golf and rugby in the 2016 Olympics. Finally! All of the world's best golfers can compete against each other in one event, just like every single weekend of the year. [MSNBC] -
#golf
Rich People Golf While You're At Work
The PGA Championship is under way. Follow along with the online leaderboard and it's almost like being outside! (Your cubicle has never felt so small and dark.) [PGA.com/ShaneBacon] -
#pga
Tiger Woods, David Feherty's Soiled Underpants, And You
The PGA gas scandal has taught us a lot about ourselves and about humanity in general, but there is one deeper unexplored question: Why is this the first we're learning about Tiger Woods' obsession with farts? More » -
#farts
Fart-Gate Scandal Blown Wide Open
After what seems like decades of secrecy and lies, America demands to know: Who cut the cheese? Now we may finally have our answer. The conspiracy goes far deeper than any of us could have imagined....and it really stinks. More » -
#fartgate
Fart-Gate Officially The Dumbest Sports "Scandal" Of The Year
So this is actually a thing now? Several major media outlets devoted real newsprint to the mysterious case of Tiger Woods' non-flatulence. Lawyers got involved. Official statements have been issued. Answers have been demanded. How did this come to be? More » -
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#pga
Mysterious, Gaseous Noise Invades The Buick Open
The alleged "Tiger Woods farting" video is making its way around the blogosphere, yet everyone may be too quick to blame Eldrick for this mighty rip during the Buick Open. More » -
#pga
Tom Watson And His New Eyes Take Early Lead At British Open
Watson shot a 65 in the first round. Others in contention include Mark O'Meara and Mark Calcavecchia. No, you didn't accidentally get sucked into a wormhole. [Fanhouse] -
#golf
Rocco Mediate Not Quite Tiger
As you enjoy the sogginess that is Bethpage today, here's a bit of viewing fun for you. He'll need this skill if the weather doesn't cooperate. Here's the original Tiger video that started it all. More » -
#pga
It's U.S. Open Week And Everyone Needs Takeouts, So...
...let's write about how hard putting is. That hacker on your local muni, the one with the yips? Not so different from the winner at Bethpage Black, if they ever play. They worry about words like joule, though. [WSJ] -
#johndaly
He Said, She Said With Sherrie And John Daly
John Daly has suddenly reformed into golf's good guy, says his maybe-soon-to-be-restrained wife, and she's not going to stand for it. Also, she "would like you to know that she did not stab her husband." Duly noted. [Commercial Appeal] -
#pga
White Guys...Activate!
Bernhard Langer's putt-making ability is much better than his awkward attempt at a chest-bump immediately after he made it. Tom Lehman is equally culpable, but at least his intentions were good. [PGA Tour.com] -
#golftiffs
Tiger's Caddy On FIGJAM: "I Hate The Prick"
Tiger Woods' caddy Steve Williams is going public about his opinion of Phil Mickelson and it's not pretty. More »
