Karlifornia: Anyone who is familiar with McCovey Chronicles should know that Armando Benitez is famous for his post meltdown self-portraits:
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MarkKelsosMigraine: And let's be honest, no one is going to confuse Brett Tomko with Mark Rothko, Amirite??
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NordoftheBlings: If my wife had licked Jerry O'Connell's navel in a shit movie, I'd cut my fucking ear off. more »
MarkKelsosMigraine: Sometimes after a bad day commenting, I like to get out the pastels and do a few nudes of the Deadspin editors and writers. My "Rick Chandler" is brea... more »
ArkansasFred: The best way to get over a bad outing is to paint a permanent picture of yourself squatted down in the prototypical bad outing pose? more »
"For me, the best way to move on from [a bad outing] is to get the paints out. Kind of take my mind off the pitching for a few hours and just kind of regroup." [Star-Ledger]