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more about #plaxicoburress more comments → Chris Hanson's Axe: I know your pain, Christian. I'm still emotionally distressed about the time the doctors kept laughing and calling me "Hilary Swank." #plaxicoburress more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: Look at me, I'm Mike Bloomberg. I'm so impressed with myself for sending Plax to jail I'm going to stand right in front of him in the mugshot. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: For his sake let's just hope this guy isn't his roomate. more » ScientificMapp: Maybe he'll get lucky and get Multple Meggett in the next cell. He can hiss things at him when he walks by. more » Civil Negligence: Look! I knew the speculation was true--he's already wearing Eagles green! more » MitchKayak: Why so sad? come on smile and say "unregistered hand gun". more » Rasselas: The owner of the world's most expensive Glock.... more » roland_t_flakfizer: This is the worst example of If they inmated I've ever seen. more » MattinglysSideburns: 78 inches? Scott Peterson calls that a lazy Saturday at San Quentin. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Just out of frame: A giant erection holding a "You must be this tall to ride this ride" sign. more » Bobby Big Wheel: He tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbitch Bush in the White House. I dunno. They say he's a decent man, so maybe hi... more » Gourmet Spud: Also pictured: only victim of his crime. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Prison's already made him a bigger man. Tommy, you are Wright. Pretty soon he'll feel like a Native Son. more » ClueHeywood: A valuable lesson: when carrying in your waistband a loaded, chambered, unholstered semiautomatic pistol, which has no safety preventing an accidental... more » Matt Sussman: He probably meant "sweet pants." Either they were designer jeans that the Post writers were jealous of, or they were pants that tasted like gingerbread. more » -
#nfl
Cheddar Plax Jokes Get NYPD In Hot Water
You shoot yourself in the leg, people are going to say you pulled a Plaxico. Sorry, that's how it is. But one teen is suing the cops for making just that obvious joke. More » -
#incarceration
And Now, Your Official Plaxico Burress Mug Shot
Plax, in his New York State Department of Correctional Services mug shot. Curiously, he seems to have grown an inch since his playing days. Prison's already made him a bigger man. [The Smoking Gun] -
#deadspiniteam
Deadspin I-Team: The Case Of Plaxico Burress' Sweat Pants
Plaxico Burress's saga has now reached its sad dénouement, with the former Giant matriculating into the New York penal system. One loose end remains, however: the matter of the sweat pants he wasn't wearing. Who's responsible for the sweat-pants misinformation? More » -
#nfl
Rikers Inmates Are Apparently Jets Fans
"Plaxico Burress got a zero's welcome behind bars at Rikers Island, including taunts of 'a - - hole!' and 'The Giants suck!' according to jail guards." [New York Post] -
#nfl
Plaxico Burress Heading To Jail
In a surprise twist to an otherwise boring legal hearing, Plaxico Burress plead guilty to attempted criminal possession of a weapon and has accepted a two-year prison term, plus two more years of "supervised release."
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#nfl
Plaxico Burress Indicted, Antonio Pierce Isn't
File this under things we would have posted yesterday, if we could have. There's a very high probability that Plaxico Burress is going to jail for accidentally shooting himself in the leg. [NYTimes] -
#outrage
Andrea Peyser Shocked By Arrogant Athlete Tweets
Hah, just like how Moe and I are editing Deadspin today, the New York Post today let outrage queen columnist and sex goddess Andrea Peyser write a sports column! Sort of. More » -
#nfl
Plaxico Burress Should Get Used To Confined Spaces
Manhattan's District Attorney says any plea deal with Plaxico Burress (remember that hilarious gun accident?) will involve jail time. (And Antonio Pierce isn't off the hook either.) It's almost like they're mad at him for breaking the law! [NY Post] -
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#plaxicoburress
Plaxico Burress Saga Will Never End
Remember this guy! Captain Sweatpants? Ringing any bells? Well, you may have assumed that he was already in jail or worse (the CFL), but his trial hasn't even started yet. And now it won't until 2010! Did someone say J-E-T-S? More » -
#nfl
Plaxico Burress Just Not Caring About Anything Anymore
Plaxico Burress has obviously just given up on obeying any authority figure ever. Just days after the Giants finally dumped him, comes words of another run-in with police that did not end happily for anyone. More » -
#plaxicoburress
Giants Rid Themselves Of Plaxico Burress
Ralph Vacchiano of the Daily News calls this move "shocking" but that seems a little overboard. What else were the Giants supposed do with Plaxico Burress? More » -
#plaxicoburress
Plaxico Burress Can Come Back As Long As He Stops Shooting Himself In The Leg
Giants GM, Jerry Reese: "Right now he is still a Giant and if things work out and he's on board with what we want coming back, we'd love to have him back." [SI] -
#plaxicoburress
Plaxico Burress Has Been Sued Nine Times Since 2000
"I got a note from Plaxico saying, ‘Sorry for the inconvenience. Please inform the court that the judgment has been paid.' Then the check bounced." [AP] -
#plaxicoburress
You Win This Round, Plaxico ... But We'll Be Back!
Lebanon, Pa. civil court rules in favor of Plaxico Burress over car dealer in $19,000 damages case. Low-key, non-strip club celebration planned. [NBCSports] -
#nfl
This Can't Be Right... Plaxico Burress Is In Some Sort Of Legal Trouble?
We've just received some unsettling news about Plaxico Burress. Not only does he tip poorly and is a danger to himself and others, but he also borrows things without returning them. Expensive things. More » -
#nfl
Plaxico Burress And The Hidden Arms Cache
In a daring midnight raid on the home of New York militia leader Plaxico Burress, police officers uncovered a secret "cache" of weapons and ammunition that he was undoubtedly saving for the revolution. More » -
#nfl
Another Lawsuit For Plaxico Burress
Plaxico Burress is being sued by a woman he rear-ended—with his car, jerks!—back in May, three days after he forgot to pay his insurance premiums. That seems so unlike him, doesn't it? [NY Daily News] -
#wakeupdeadspin
Plaxico Is Gonna Need A Bigger Boat!
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
#plaxicoburress
A Night Out With (A Presumably Unarmed) Plaxico
Here's Plaxico Burress, looking none the worse for wear — but sitting down, of course — at Kevin Powell’s 8th Annual Holiday Party and Clothing Drive at the Madison nightclub on Friday night. More » -
#collegefootball
Michigan State's Family Of Criminal Wide Receivers
For a school that hasn't produced anything resembling a professional quarterback since the guy who backed up Johnny Unitas*, Michigan State actually has a pretty impressive roster of former wide receivers. More »
