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more about #plaxicoburressshootshimselfintheleg more comments → The Cajun Boy: Have any of you people ever been to the Applebees in Times Square on a Friday night? I think not. If you had, you'd see that it's actually kinda plaus... more » Kid Canada: Wasn't Harris Smith the other guy in EPMD? more » David Hume: Seriously, this guy doesn't know a good mob doc ("We Stitch, not Snitch")? Someone failed their 100 level classes at Thug U. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Willis McGahee wouldn't be caught dead in an Applebee's. more » Shakey: Shoulda given the name Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala. Just for kicks and giggles. more » MattinglysSideburns: Harris Smith was my favourite one of Clinton Portis' characters. more » Weed Against Speed: Pierce should have left the gun and taken the cannoli instead. more » Shakey: Oh mama I'm in fear for my life From the bullet hole in my leg Lawman has put an end to my running And I'm so far from my home Oh mama you can hear... more » Shorty: All this time I thought Harris Smith was that linebacker on Notre Dame that sucks... more » UpstateUnderdog: Applebee's? more like Crapplebee's. Am I right? more » Jews For Purple Jesus: Calling yourself Harris Smith and saying you were shot at an Applebee's is also what happens when you usually miss giving false alibi practice Wednesd... more » UpstateUnderdog: guns don't accidentally shoot yourself in the thigh, idiots do. more » Weed Against Speed: He should have said he was at Sbarro. That would have been much more believable, especially in NYC. more » UkraineNotWeak: Applebee's in Manhattan. The Ramones were right. New York City really does have it all. more » Jefferson DArcy: Seriously ... Applebee's? The only people that go to Applebee's in NYC are the Midwestern Tourists who walk around Times Square in their fanny packs ... more »
