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more about #realmadrid more comments → Owen's Hard Greaves: Lovely goal by Anelka. Interesting to see Drogba turn provider there instead of taking the shot himself. more » Dickens_Ghost: I don't think I have ever rooted for a team to lose as much as I will this coming season. /might not be much else for an Arsenal man to do come January more » UkraineNotWeak: Johnny Upton would've come up and waved it at them. more » ScientificMapp: The crowd was confused; it thought it was there to watch Ronaldinho put a paper bag over his head. more » Starburied: America countered by picking up its collective head, blinking, and going back to work. more » UpstateUnderdog: And I thought 80,000 people showing up for a spring practice football game was ridiculous. However, not as ridiculous as people showing up for the Mi... more » Mr. Praline: I hope he likes playing with the dynamic midfield duo of Arriaga and Arriaga II. more » Deadliest Crotch: *Ahem* Um, fuck soccer. Thank you. more » VTBen: See? Man U isn't exactly like the NY Yankees. If the Steinbrenners ran Man U they would have kept Ronaldo and signed him to twice as much money. more » Steve U: Meanwhile, NY Red Bulls report that they have acquired the rights to Cobi Jones from the LA Galaxy in exchange for a bucket of Tyson chicken. more » the earl of weaver: INVISIBUL MARYONETT more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I only understood like 8 words in that post. /Tracy Jordan paraphrased more » UpstateUnderdog: He's doing the puppet master dance from Yo Gabba Gabba more » UkraineNotWeak: All that cash makes a soft pile to land in when one dives. more » chilltown: Don't worry, Dash, I haven't been holding back in my Ronaldo hate. /City fan more » -
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The Deadspin Pub Opens For Chelsea and Liverpool
Chelsea and Liverpool are set to kick off the weekend's spotlight match at Stamford Bridge. Elsewhere Real Madrid faces their toughest test to date in La Liga against Sevilla. More » -
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Cristiano Ronaldo Stars In World's Largest Press Conference
Almost 80,000 people showed up at Real Madrid's stadium last night just to watch Cristiano Ronaldo try on a shirt. I'm starting to suspect that you don't love your favorite team enough. More » -
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Cristiano Ronaldo Will Also Accept Large Piles Of Real Madrid's Cash
Just days after Kaka broke the world transfer record by going from AC Milan to Real Madrid, his new squad plunked down another $131 million to take Cristiano Ronaldo away from Manchester United. They are—how you say?—living large. More » -
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$94 Million Just Ain't What It Used To Be
The world's financial oblivion has affected some sports clubs worse than others. Perhaps Real Madrid giving AC Milan $94 million to take their best player will clue you in on who the haves and have nots are. More » -
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The Deadspin Pub Celebrates El Clasico
Barcelona is on the road to face Real Madrid in El Clasico, the marquee match on this weekend's schedule. Plus a full slate of action in the English Premier League. More » -
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Come For The Soccer, Stay For The Fascism
Real Madrid fans rock the Fascist chants. I am shocked that this occurred in Spain. [Rumors & Rants] -
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Spanish Soccer Star Would Like To Show You His Pimp Ring
Real Madrid's Sergio Ramos is here to remind all you kids out there that yes, racism is cruel and unfair, but it can also be fun! More » -
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The Deadspin Pub Heads Back to Spain
Once again the eyes of a soccer fans across the world will be on Spain as Barcelona and Real Madrid square off at Camp Nou in El Classico (Spanish for "huge fucking game"). -
