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more about #retirements more comments → MrInBetween: A source close to Brett Favre just announced that the retired QB is mulling over how he feels about Udeze's retirement, and whether it might impact hi... more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Unfortunately, upon learning Udeze had cancer, Russell Crowe showed up to fight him. more » Weed Against Speed: I would like to mention that I am retiring from actual work so I can focus on my battle against humor and good taste. more » UkraineNotWeak: Is Rachel Nichols still hanging in Hattiesburg? more » Matt Sussman: Brad Childress was about to step down with a similar diagnosis, but after careful consideration has decided to coach the 2009 season without a spine. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: The same thing happened with Norm Coleman. No? Then it must have been the fact that he is an unbearable twatface. more » Michael Dukakis: Someone call Tim Tebow! Seriously this is horrible, best of luck to you Kenechi. more » Kid Canada: As a Toronto Raptors fan, I wish to impart a resounding FUCK YOU to Mr. Mourning. FUCK YOU, Alonzo. FUCK YOU very much. You still owe us $9,000,000, b... more » Gourmet Spud: Abuse...of...celebrity! Retire me! I'm already retired! Retire me! I'm already retired! more » Doyle McPoyle: swollen Van Gundy. Also Stan's nickname in high school. more » Old No.7: Truth is, he couldn't pass his piss test. more » Chuck Knoblockhead: Zo retired? I'm in a state of grief. more » I Party With Smoot: What was weird was that at the press conference, Mourning passed the mic to Jamal Mashburn, who then passed it to Clarence Weatherspoon to answer ques... more » Gourmet Spud: He's just too embarrassed to admit he lost his gold watch. more » StuScott Booyahs: Rickey Henderson thinks he's a pussy more » -
#nfl
Vikings Retirement That Somehow Doesn't Involve Brett Favre
Vikings defensive end Kenechi Udeze is retiring from football so that he can focus on his battle against leukemia. See, if you're having trouble deciding whether or not resume a career, this is an acceptable reason. More » -
#nba
Alonzo Mourning Retires (Again?)
The 38-year-old center—who apparently still believed he was in the NBA—will not return from the leg injury that ended his career back in 2007. I believe the diagnosis was a swollen Van Gundy. [NBA.com]
