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more about #ronaldo more comments → Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Ronaldo was so fat that he almost had to add on a last name. more » The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker: Liposuction? Why's he getting work done on his lip? He should do something about that gut instead. Like a tummy tuck maybe. more » DanteCalabriasInferno: Ronaldough? more » ScientificMapp: That's not too odd. Not long ago I brought my dog to get his nails trimmed, but the vet was running a special, so I had him put down for an extra $20. more » Weed Against Speed: He must eat a lot of orange wedges. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I haven't seen someone let themselves go like this since the last time I looked in the mirror. more » chilltown: This news about Robinho surprises me not in the least. more » Business_Socks: Did the Arizona St. cheerleaders just give me the shocker sign? more » Bobby Big Wheel: "And if you want to use cocaine like all the best footballers, wrap it in Crestfield Wax Paper." more » ScientificMapp: Don Cheadle's agent just called every studio in Hollywood, pitching the Pele biography. more » ClintonPortishead: Maradona is... one step removed from hanging out in truck stop bathroom stalls performing sex acts for a couple of real. If Marandona jerks you off,... more » Moonshine Mike: "You Know? It's My Art - When I Disguise My Body in the Shape of a Plane..." more » Steve U: But did Merseyside go on to experience Lawless Victory? more » UkraineNotWeak: It's always nice to see a father and daughter enjoying a day out together. more » UkraineNotWeak: Ballparks all over the NL from now will play "Big Yellow Taxi" when Duaner Sanchez enters the game. more » -
#soccer
World-Class Athlete Requires Liposuction To Stay Fit
Aging Brazilian legend Ronaldo went to the hospital for a broken wrist and had doctors throw a liposuction on the bill. How do you expect a guy to work out when he's busy playing all that soccer? [The Spoiler] -
#pele
What Happens in Brazilian Football Doesn't Stay in Brazilian Football
Pele outs countrymen Ronaldo and Robinho as drug users. What's Portuguese for 'stop snitching'? More » -
#hooliganupdate
British Soccer: Like A Sunny, Fun Day At Disneyland
So which is more distasteful, sports fans?: Mocking plane crash victims, or wishing someone dead from a car wreck? Don't worry, it's British soccer. You can have both! More » -
#ronaldo
Ronaldo's girlfriend is making him fat. Yep. [Daily Star]
