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more about #scottboras more comments → Steve U: Nic Cage just became very interested in the Moneyball film. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: The bees occupied his front-row seats directly behind home plate for the first two innings. They were removed... The seats were then given supplement... more » Starburied: Let this be a warning to you Boras. You have a two days and a night to paint your office doors with the blood of the Nationals franchise. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: If by vacuum you mean C.C. Sabathia and a jar full of honey. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: when even conservative projections have him pitching like an All-Star. Tom Coburn also tried to convince the public that Obama will be personally sho... more » ArkansasFred: If baseball doesn't work out he can always go back to his day job: Credible Willem Dafoe stunt double. more » NordoftheBlings: I feel strangely compelled to tell Strasburg he should buy an all-new Lancer Sportback with his money. more » Steve U: The Aztecs relinquished all rights to Strasburg after a fair-skinned, bearded Mike Rizzo showed them the demon fire from his devil stick. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Who gave the retarded dad from The OC $6.25 million? more » Torgo's Executive Powder: Strasburg will make $2.5 million in 2011, when even conservative projections have him pitching like an All-Star. Barry Zito will make $18.5 million. ... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: I can't wait 'til he breaks his elbow because he hasn't thrown in weeks. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: What if he sucks? more » Kid Canada: Strasburg will make $2.5 million in 2011, when even conservative projections have him pitching like an All-Star. Barry Zito will make $18.5 million "... more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Strasburg is pictured giving the international sign for "That's a-spicy meat-a ball" more » UpstateUnderdog: Boras will also be blamed when the Dodgers lose in the first round of the play-offs again this year. more » -
#god
Plague Of Insects Descends Upon Scott Boras' Angel Stadium Suite
"The bees occupied his front-row seats directly behind home plate for the first two innings. They were removed with the help of a vacuum during the third inning." And then, lo, the Lord hardened the superagent's heart. [AP] -
#mlb
Nationals Sign Strasburg At The Buzzer; Anti-Boras Demagoguing To Begin Shortly
The Nationals locked up the best pitching prospect ever with 77 seconds to spare, and Scott Boras once again nudged the whole draft right up to the point of going tilt. More » -
#mlb
Blame It On Boras
Everything bad that has ever happened to the Dodgers is the fault of evil, evil Scott Boras, up to and including that home run he hit off Ralph Branca in 1951. [NYT] -
#mlb
Scott Boras' Land Rover Attacked; Suspects Include Just About Everyone In The World
Someone took an "unknown hard, long object" to Scott Boras' Land Rover while it was parked outside a Newport Beach restaurant. Damage totaled $2,000, but only after bitter negotiations between Boras and his claims adjuster. [Corona Del Mar Today] -
#bryceharper
The Chosen One Chooses Junior College
Chosen Person Bryce Harper, a rising high school junior, has elected to skip his last two years of high school, get his GED and matriculate at the College of Southern Nevada. Cue the Doogie Howser song. More » -
#mlb
Why Scott Boras Isn't As Evil As You Think He Is
Tomorrow, Scott Boras begins the process of jimmying a record bonus out of the Nationals on behalf of Stephen Strasburg. Let's dispense with the usual frog-raining about baseball's superagent and see him for what he is: Scott Boras, labor revolutionary. More » -
#stephenstrasburg
The Nationals Are Content With Losing As Many Games As Possible This Season, Thank You
Stephen Strasburg, this year's can't-miss baseball prospect, has started 13 games at San Diego State and he's won 12 of them. More » -
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#scottboras
Boras Bares All For Playboy
Well not really, but he did answer Playboy's 20 questions (okay, 19 out of 20 to be accurate). Topics include road beef and selling Manny on LA as the new Cleveland. More » -
#mannyramirez
That's Just Scott Boras Being Scott Boras
Manny Ramirez turns down Dodgers' offer of $25 million over one season, leaving the door open for ... the Washington Nationals? [The Nationals Enquirer] -
#alexrodriguez
A-Rod and Boras, trouble in paradise. [60 Minutes]
