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more about #shanevictorino more comments → FlakJack: Look at all that skin! This -- this is why Lou Dobbs can't have nice things. #watercoolerfodder more » Juancho: Hey, she and Tony aren't married, they only had a "commitment" ceremony, so if he cheats, it's not technically adultery. Lauren Sanchez is so happy w... more » KOGOD: Regardless of whether Tony G plays for the Hawks or Falcons, neither one is exactly furry. #watercoolerfodder more » The Gizmo from Pismo: Somehow, I think the Navy coach's response to a lowly Irish assistant goes along the lines of "tell me how my ass tastes". #watercoolerfodder more » norbizness: "I'd rather give my donation to the American Nazi Party than PETA." #watercoolerfodder more » BruschisBrewsky: Think it's ironic someone on the Hawks, of all teams, to do an anti-fur ad? Alanis Morissette just cringed. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Barry's just trying to tweak PETA by mixing up his birds of prey. #watercoolerfodder more » bmoreDLJ: I'm just glad he ditched the head landing strip. more » tothmatthew: Does it bother anyone that baseball players celebrate after EVERY milestone victory? Champagne celebrations should be reserved for World Series wins.... more » Chamomiles Davis: This photo was taken shortly after Victorino learned his new pledge name would be "Flounder." more » UkraineNotWeak: I don't think I've ever seen a worse display of collective bullpen/closer work in the postseason than I saw in the first round of these playoffs. I be... more » HockeyMountain: I didn't realize that yesterday was Canadian Thanksgiving. This must be why my Hockey-franchise/wife swapping joke tanked so badly yesterday, because... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: A lot people complain about the excessive celebrations Look, I know my grandparents only celebrate their 50th anniversary so often, but a 3 hour part... more » Barry Lutz: I eagerly await the celebration photos from the Lingerie Football League championship. more » SavetoFavorites: All that stands between Met fans and the apocalypse is two LA teams. FANtastic. more » -
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A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Shane Victorino's Herbal Essences Commercial
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#duan
Victorino Beer Drencher Inspires Fans Around The World
An Australian Rules Footballer was the victim of a copycat beer thrower, no doubt inspired by the Wrigley Field hooligans who doused Phillie Shane Victorino. You mess with the bull, you get a cup of Foster's thrown in your face. More » -
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Mob Justice Prevails Again (UPDATE #3)
Sick of seeing his overly-manicured facial hair plastered up all over Chicago, the suspected Wrigley Field beer chucker has turned himself in. We'll stay with this story all night if we have to! God, I feel like Nancy Grace. More » -
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Wrigley Beer-Tossing Hand Job Still At Large (UPDATE) (UPDATE NO)
I imagine that since we're very close to identifying the man who soaked Shane Victorino last night at Wrigley, that the Chicago PD are close as well.
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Stay Classy, Cubs Fans (UPDATE)
So, yeah, this happened tonight. Maybe it's time to retire that old stereotype of Philly having the worst fans? The culprit identified, after the jump. More » -
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All The Umpires Must Be Shot
Victorino's inexplicable ejection prompted Sporting Blogger, Dan Levy, to seethe: "Somewhere along the way in, umpires forgot the game isn't about them. They stand on the field to call balls and strikes, out and safe, and that's it" [SportingBlog] -
