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more about #skiing more comments → Katni: The same thing happened to me, except I got disqualified from my job because I couldn't find my pants. more » HockeyMountain: Pssstt Bill... you're wearing it. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Helpful tip: Do not use your skis as a saber. more » UkraineNotWeak: That is why Michael Phelps always stuck to the bong when celebrating. more » Weed Against Speed: After the injury, her husband told her, "Don't have a cow, man." more » Doyle McPoyle: She won a championship before getting stabbed? Paul Pierce is intrigued. Ray Lewis is aroused. more » Gourmet Spud: I blame the Glass Cork Manufacturers of America. What was wrong with plain old cork? more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Champagne bottles at a WNBA championship celebration can slice open a lot more than a finger. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: In my head, the whole scene unfolded something like this... more » HugsFromHarold: If she was celebrating with a bottle with a twist off top like Night Train this would never have happend. more » Kid Canada: Maybe they thought Vonn was Hindu? more » Hatey McLife: eat more chikin. more » formerly Chief Wahoo: Can we all just agree that when it comes to female olympians we only care if naked pictures are involved? more » Steve U: spared a thought for her cow Olympia Really, do we still need to be ripping on the Dukakis family 21 years after the fact? more » MattinglysSideburns: Lindsey Vonn spared a thought for her cow Olympia and her husband Thomas after seizing the gold medal in the world championship super-G on Tuesday, th... more » -
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Dude, Where's My Bib?
American Bill Demong was disqualified from the ski jumping portion of the Nordic combined team event Thursday after not finding his start number on time, costing the U.S. a possible gold medal. [NBCSports] -
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Skiing Celebrations More Dangerous Than Skiing
Lindsey Vonn wins two gold medals for sliding down a vertical sheet of ice at 80 miles an hour, then slices her thumb opening a champagne bottle during the celebration. [LA Times] -
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Lindsey Vonn Wins Gold, Would Prefer Another Cow
American Lindsey Vonn won her first major ski gold medal today, but still pines for the days when she was paid for victories in livestock. More » -
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Hero Photographer Canned By Fussy Ski Resort
The identity of the photographer who took the by-now legendary Ski Lift Pantsless photos has been revealed. We know that, unfortunately, because he had been employed by Vail Resorts, which fired him. More » -
