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    ClueHeywood: Joe's showing some consistency after a slow start, and that's just part of the game. more »
    StuScott Booyahs: his story is supported by those ever-pesky computer numbers. Computers may have numbers, but they don't have heart. Stories gotta have heart. And hustle. more »
    ScientificMapp: God, who is that in the back? Those teeth look like a row of urinals at Riverfront Stadium. more »
    Chuck Knoblockhead: In that picture is an incompetent man renowned for being the worst in the history of his profession and George W Bush. more »
    StuScott Booyahs: He's downright hostile to the truth, and in turn to his own audience, whom he seems to regard as nothing but a lot of slack-jawed morons begging to be... more »
    David Hume: Maybe it's a little mean-spirited to bird-dog an old man's yarns in this way, Perhaps, but he is crocheting them into a blanket showing him wrestling... more »
    Hatey McLife: This isn't as funny as the time Wilson confused Holland and Belgium during a speech. more »
    Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Joe Morgan believes that "hearsay" and "conjecture" are kinds of evidence. more »
    Kid Canada: Steve Phillips immediately traded Joe Morgan's memories for two of Pedro Borbon's memories and a memory to be named later. more »
    Hit Bull Win Steak: This all happened right after the night when Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and threatened to melt his brain if he didn't ask Lorraine t... more »
    Donnie_Iris: I liked when Joe Morgan told the story about the time he went drinking with Bill Brasky. more »
    John-Quincy-Adams: "Maybe it's a little mean-spirited to bird-dog an old man's yarns in this way" I'd say that's about right. No one calls out "Emeritus" on all of his "... more »
    Starburied: Joe Morgan was recently arrested for multiple DUI offenses while driving down Memory Lane. more »
    ZombieGhostsoftheSCUpcountry: TO: tWWLFrom: Baseball fans the world over An AppealFIRE JOE MORGAN ALREADY!! HE MAKES BOOMER LOOK PREPARED! Thank you. more »
    David Hume: FACT: If there was ever a place to use this joke gimmick, it was here. However, we ran this well dry last week and should probably let it go. more »
  • #mlb

    Breaking: Joe Morgan Tells The Truth!

    America's baseball uncle was tellin' tales again last night — something about a long slump and a home run he hit off Nolan Ryan — and for once, his story is supported by those ever-pesky computer numbers. [MLB Insights]
  • #mediameltdowns

    Joe Morgan Clarifies One Fib, Possibly Tells Another

    As you know, Joe Morgan, the human sic, told a bit of a stretcher during last Sunday's broadcast. Yesterday, he clarified the matter in a way only Joe Morgan could. By maybe lying again. More »
  • #mlb

    It Wasn't So, Joe

    Top of the eighth. Cliff Lee has just given up his first hit of the game to the Cardinals, a double to right. Up in the booth, Joe Morgan decides to tell a story. You know where this is going. More »
  • #soccer

    Time To Cart Off 2006