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more about #sundaynightfootball more comments → David Hume: Check out the ass on that filly. -Warren Cromartie. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Just a little subversive Charmin advertising. more » MattinglysSideburns: Almost presciently, Devin Hester was wearing a Simon Adebisi beanie underneath his helmet. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: I havent seen that big of a black asshole on TV since they cancelled Quite Frankly. more » Clarence Rosario: Janet Jackson thinks this is derivative. more » Bobby Big Wheel: This happened all the time in the '90s more » CumaeanSibyl: My, my, my. Question: did the guy snag his underwear too, or was he not wearing any? And, if he wasn't, how did he have his cup on? I thought a jock... more » Carlos Avalos: bear ass more » Zulkey: how embearassing more » Steve U: "I am not having that conversation about dudes' physiques again." more » sir_pantsalot: I think they had a mic on Donovan and he was just throwing up again. #almichaels more » David Hume: or one very sick statistician... I don't want to reopen this argument, but anyone who believes that PTUI (Pharynx/Trachea Unclogging Index) is a bett... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Brooke Hundley would also like to clear something up, but ProActiv doesn't work on ass acne. #almichaels more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Hold on, hold on, waaaait a minute, time-out! Are you telling me something went wrong during the Eagles game last night? I'd like to challenge that no... more » ArkansasFred: Too bad Madden isn't around anymore. He would have bought all of that guy's klauh kalesh. #almichaels more » -
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Full Moon Over Chicago
Considering the flood of emails, you people are all about Devin Hester's ass. I'm not here to judge, so we present it in all its glory after the jump. More » -
#mediameltdowns
Al Michaels Would Like To Clear Something Up
I don't know if this was Al, a phlegmy Cris Collinsworth, or one very sick statistician, but who the hell hocked up a (presumably) gigantic loogie on air last night? Do they have spittoons in the booth? [Video via NBC] -
