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more about #suspensions more comments → Mr.Boh: I thought Grady Jackson was also implicated in this scandal. I suppose the league got ahold of this file photo and realized that despite taking water ... more » J-No: They couldn't have done this last week before the Bears were humiliated on Sunday night? more » Weed Against Speed: Perhaps a couple injections of Cortisone would ease the pain from their suspensions, because there's nothing performance-enhancing about Cortisone. No... more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: I'm a disappointed that it's banned...the drug makers missed out on a golden marketing opportunity with McAllister. "Just take one pill, and the Deuce... more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I was about to make a joke about the Vikings but then I referred to the standings and realized they are actually leading their division. /head asplode more » Bobby Big Wheel: I hear all the young men, they've been rounded up. more » Macker12: Shoot yourself in the leg in a Manhattan nightclub: 4 game suspension Take a substance that "can serve as a masking agent for steroids.": 4 game suspe... more » Doyle McPoyle: The Lions were suspended for using players that can serve as masking agents for real athletes. more » Clare: Weight-loss supplements? From the looks of the Williamses, YOUR DOIN IT RONG. more » David Hume: You and you alone are responsible for what goes into your body Plax nods, cries, bleeds a little more. more » Stonecutter: I prefer 6 Hour Power over 5 Hour Energy. It's got electrolytes! more »
