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more about #texasrangers more comments → Brett Benedict: Sent this e-mail because there is no way I could understand how to register on your site. I am 50 years old /fixed more » The Sports Hernia: Hey, how you doin'? Just ran across your piece of shit website. Dude is an assassin when it comes to switching gears. #texasrangers more » Delonte, Interrupted: Oh whatever, Texas Rangers. I'm sure somewhere along the line I saw a picture of Andruw Jones near the phrase "baseball player," so who's really guilt... more » AzureTexan: Dear Deadspin: What is irony, and if it's so important, why haven't I heard of it before? P.S. Please do not be ironical when answering, as I will n... more » Stev D: What if this entire ruse has been orchestrated by Pat Murphy, and we are merely his marionettes, dancing on a string for his amusement? First we hate ... more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: If he doesn't want everyone assuming they're whores, they should stop playing that Springsteen song with the line "This cunt's for hire..." in between... more » Kid Canada: Sent this e-mail because there is no way I would register on your site I am 50 years old, a life time steeler fan. Born in Jersey Shore, PA Watch out... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Just ran across your piece of shit website. Funny, I sent the same email to the editors of Cat Fancy and all they sent me back was this picture: #tex... more » Civil Negligence: Jersey Shore, PA? Was the mayor of this town taking a diarrhea-laden dump when the governor was handing out town names? #texasrangers more » DirkToberFest: So... which Ed are you from To Catch a Predator? #texasrangers more » Ron Dayne's strict diet: Sex-shooters is more like it, amirite? /bedded one and didn't have to pay #texasrangers more » Bobby Big Wheel: Well, you can always try running that satirical Campari ad about Jerry Falwell. #texasrangers more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Would you pay money for my book, How to Succeed at Negotiating? If so, how much? -Ed #texasrangers more » Chris Hanson's Axe: What is the ratio of hate emails-to-posts at DS? Do you guys keep statistics? Barry seems to catch a lot of shit for 3 nights and one Sunday of work a... more » DirkToberFest: Barry, Since you clearly are a follower, I have an ultimatum for you. If you don't share David Duke's e-mail address with us, I will stop my cocaine... more » -
#deletedscenes
The One Where The Texas Rangers Inform Us Their Six-Shooters Are Not Whores
We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More » -
#mlb
Josh Hamilton Is Doing Just Fine Thank You
Hambone gives his first interview since, you know ... that. As you can imagine, ain't nothing gone break his stride or slow him down (oh no) and he's actually playing better than ever. So ... you're welcome? More » -
#joshhamilton
Evangelicals Forgive Josh Hamilton And Will Continue To Use Him As Spokesperson
"As a Christian, other Christians realize you are still going to make mistakes. But as a Christian, you learn from and get encouragement from other believers. They don't give up on you." [DMN] -
#mlb
Rangers Welcome Ivan Rodriguez Back Into Their Pudgy Arms
Houston puts the Rangers' old catcher on a bus to Arlington, receive two prospects in return, and Texas fans get a daily reminder that old age will someday leave them a broken shell of their former selves. [Dallas Morning News] -
#joshhamilton
Josh Hamilton's Mentor: "I'd Be Shocked" If Photos Are Real
"I don't put a lot of credence in someone saying they have photographs of Josh in a bar," says Johnny Narron, a special assignment coach with the Rangers and Josh Hamilton's "accountability partner" since 2007.
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#twitter
Do Not Make C.J. Wilson Your ESPY Wingman
Texas Rangers reliever C.J. Wilson was at the ESPYs for some reason, but since he wasn't nominated for anything (one would assume) he decided to spend the evening busting horny dudes with his Twitter—including a certain noted sportscaster-lothario. More » -
#history
Relive The Majesty And Terror Of "Ten-Cent Beer Night"
Today, June 4, is the 35th anniversary of the drunkest night in sports history—Ten-Cent Beer Night at Municipal Stadium in Cleveland. What better way to celebrate than getting absolutely blitzed on some cheap Stroh's? More » -
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#mlb
Umpire Kerwin Danley May Need Stronger Head Gear
Kerwin Danley was carted off the field last night after getting hit in the head with a broken bat—almost a year to the day since he was plunked in face by a Brad Penny fastball. More » -
#mlb
If Someone Hit For The Cycle And Nobody Saw It, Did It Make A Sound?
Only 17,539 were on hand in Arlington Stadium to witness Ian Kinsler become the fourth Texas Ranger to hit for the cycle in a 19-6 win over the Orioles. [NBCSports] -
#moneymoneymoney
Tom Hicks Is Out Of Money
The Texas Rangers/Dallas Stars/Liverpool Kicking Guys owner has defaulted on about $500 million worth of loans and will probably have to sell his precious toys. But he was always so frugal and wise! [Dallas Observer] -
#mlb
Andruw Jones May Be A Bit Confused
Andruw Jones turns down a minor-league deal with the Yankees, then signs a minor-league deal with the Rangers. Someone please explain to him how "negotiating" works.... [Lewp]
