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more about #tikibarber more comments → billyjoehobart: I remember the day Tiki started on the Today Show, somebody called the Howard Stern show and told him that J. Fred Muggs had been re-hired by NBC. I l... more » VTBen: Well at least he has a Super Bowl Ring -- oh wait. more » Kid Canada: "We need another 'everyman' on the set. Can we find out if that preachy, pious, super-Jesusy anti-gay marriage football coach is available?" more » the earl of weaver: Willard Scott has to be tired of mentioning Al Davis' birthday every year, so maybe Tiki can get some screen time there. more » ArkansasFred: Bettis, who was an everyman kind of guy Hey Zucker, might be a good idea to do your market research somewhere other than a massive head trauma unit. more » ClintonPortishead: What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up like Brett Favre in the sun? Or fester like Michael Vick's sores-- And then run? Does it stink like P... more » Bobby Big Wheel: Well, Tiki can always get on TV the way past football stars have, by shilling the Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System in infomercials. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: If I were Tiki, I'd Torch that network. more » StuScott Booyahs: This will mean even less time for Tiki, who has also seen his smiling crotch-painting and omelet-making appearances on the Today Show dwindle in recen... more » Fatty_B: Douchebag. /Giants fan. more » Hatey McLife: Loser! Get a red crotch like a real pro athlete, herpes. more » Doinker: Dustin Pedroia's brother just got a bit jealous. more » UpstateUnderdog: Tobias Funke would trade places with Tiki in a heartbeat more » Gourmet Spud: Just so I'm clear, it's a scarlett letter when you fuck someone other than your spouse, and a fire-engine red crotch when you just fuck yourself? more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Things got awkward when Matt Lauer quipped "Ok Tiki, go in and get that black paint washed off." more » -
#mediameltdowns
Tiki Barber's Dream Of TV Omnipresence Deferred
Tiki was once hailed by NBC Universal CEO Jeff Zucker as a "one of those rare personalities who appeals to virtually every audience imaginable." Every audience except a football audience, that is. More » -
#mediameltdowns
Tiki Barber's Karmic Payback Is Expensive And Sad
Standing in the middle of New York City while a little girl rolls red paint over his crotch, this "Today" show segment pretty much sums up Tiki Barber's post-NFL existence. More » -
