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more about #trackandfield more comments → ScientificMapp: Wow. BURN! I would not want to be a Nazi right about now! more » AzureTexan: Meanwhile, German sports authorities are searching the five boroughs for rightful record-holders Ira Javelinstein and Jonah Shotputterman. more » OokieDookie: Oh, and sorry about the whole "trying to wipe out your entire race" thing, too. Also what America said to Jim Thorpe, minus the whole "trying to" part. more » HelloCleaner: They also gave her an option: the medal, or grandma's old fillings. more » Whitey Fisk: I remember her from the brochure, "Famous Jewish Athletes" I read on an airplane. more » Gourmet Spud: The high jump record is quite revered in Germany, because it doesn't involve a Pole. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Spending every day walking over her own tits has helped her train for that big hurdles comeback. more » HelloCleaner: Does Godwin's Law allow for any comments on this post at all? Besides the obligatory F1RST, of course (not claiming I am, or anything). more » ClintonPortishead: Old Woman Sticks It To Nazis It's like Roman Polanski's life in reverse. more » Phintastic: "I used to hate everything German," she acknowledged. Suck it Nowitzki. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Tragically, the record was recognized and immediately wiped off the books when it was revealed that Margaret's track suit had white piping. /Baltimore'd more » the earl of weaver: Apparently, he has turned his aggression on people who still have their legs. Phew. Ron Santo will live to see another sunrise. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: HE DOESN'T HAVE LEGS, BUT HE KNOWS HOW TO BRUISE THEM more » PolishMafia: Also seen at the party: Matt, sitting on the front step Bob, in the swimming pool Art, just hanging around more » Stev D: NY POST headline: POGO DICK more » -
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Old Woman Sticks It To Nazis
Germany has finally recognized the national high jump record that was taken away from Margaret Bergmann Lambert in 1936 because she was Jewish. Oh, and sorry about the whole "trying to wipe out your entire race" thing, too. [NYPost] -
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Legless Runner Declares War On Bipeds
Track and field nerds may remember the name of Oscar Pistorius, the double amputee who fought to get into the Olympic Games (and then didn't qualify.) Apparently, he has turned his aggression on people who still have their legs. More » -
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Caster Semenya Getting No Support From The Tranny Athlete Club
When a male-to-female transsexual who went to court for the right to play ladies' tennis says you have no business competing against women, you might be fighting a losing battle. [CBS Sports] -
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Arrggh! My Back!
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
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Aural Secs: Bolt's 9.58 Explained With Music
How fast is 9.58 seconds? Watch this video. I think you'll understand. More » -
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High School Track Star Wins Team Championship By Herself
Bonnie Richardson isn't just on the high school track team, she is the track team. And even though she has no teammates, she somehow won the Texas Class A state championship by herself. For the second straight year. More » -
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Usain Bolt's Winged Appendages Undamaged In Accident
Usain Bolt was not seriously injured in a car accident in Jamaica yesterday—just minor injuries to the balls of his feet. That's good....I'm sure he won't be needing his feet for anything important. [Jamaica Observer] -
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Destinee Hooker Finds A New Name
The Texas volleyball/high jump star is getting married. Her future husband's name: Clifton Gay. Yeah, those kids will be fine. [AP] -
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Usain Bolt To Asafa Powell: "Fix My Car"
Asafa Powell lost the "World's Fastest Man" title to Usain Bolt, then spent the winter fixing up Bolt's Honda Accord. Is that sadder than the fact that the "World's Fastest Man" drives an Accord? [Australian] -
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Usain Bolt Laughs At Your Puny 100 Meters
The world record holder in the 100- and 200-meter dashes has decided that he might as well break the record in the 400-meter as well. Who's going to stop him? You? [BBC, via Sporting Blog]
