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more about #ufl more comments → Silent Q: Howie Long's performance in Brenda Warner in The Kurt Warner Story was a tour de force. Thank you, Lifetime, for making me believe in the magic of ma... more » Karlifornia: Am I the only one imagining that bus crushing that lady? Yeah? Oh..ok. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: J.P. would probably be better than Trent Edwards or Ryan Fitzpatrick. /ingests bottle of vicodin //chugs vodka more » Saberhagendaaz: So let me get this straight… …amidst a war on two fronts, a global recession and a national healthcare crisis – the most sought after news item... more » BruschisBrewsky: 3/1 odds that this will lead to Fassel being hired as the Raiders coach next year. more » The Orange Naranja: The Jim Fassel-coached Las Vegas Locomotives beat the Florida Tuskers 20-17 in overtime in front of 14,801 fans to claim the first UFL championship. ... more » DeepFriar: Your MVP? You guessed it, HE HATE ME more » Karlifornia: Word on the street is the the first 54 Jim Fassels couldn't coach either. more » 100percentinjuryrate: Also obliterated from existence without a human being setting eyes on it - JP Losman's career. #ufl more » AzureTexan: Last time I saw uniforms like that, I was having a fever dream in an opium den on the hazy shores of Kowloon. #ufl more » twoeightnine: Yeah but people see billboards. more » sir_pantsalot: "UFL Players Are Basically Just Human" Every UFL player sheds a single tear and says "thank you" out loud for noticing that they exist. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Frankly, this is an insult to all the hard working guys who wear sandwich boards outside of car washes and suit emporiums. Why, just this morning, pai... more » Silent Q: Ted Cottrell: "Why do our helmets say 'Escort Service?'" Leonardo Leonardo: "Well, actually it's supposed to be 'Leonardo's Plumbing and Heating and ... more » Stev D: ...because here at the UFL, dynamic market synergy with a focus on proactive client-based advertising isn't just a buzz phrase. more » -
#nfl
Proof That JaMarcus Russell Isn't Even UFL Quality
The Raiders have signed J.P. Losman, fresh off a championship with the Locomotives. This could be a redux of the Kurt Warner story, only if Warner had already failed in the NFL and his top receiver was Louis Murphy. [ESPN] -
#ufl
Ladies And Gentlemen, Allow Me To Present Your UFL Champions, The Las Vegas Locomotives
The Jim Fassel-coached Las Vegas Locomotives beat the Florida Tuskers 20-17 in overtime in front of 14,801 fans to claim the first UFL championship. And what a way to cap off a thrilling, pressure-packed UFL season. [Las Vegas Sun] -
#football
Los Angeles: Where Football Goes To Die
The UFL's Locomotives had planned to play a "home game" at the Home Depot Center Friday, but canceled it after concerns about ticket sales. Fitting, since good taste drove the Rams and Raiders out of town too. [LA Daily News] -
#ufl
UFL Actively And Proudly Destroying Letters From Fans
So the fledgling league may not have many fans. Fine. But you'd at least expect them to want to hear what those fans have to say, instead of eradicating feedback Mission Impossible style. More » -
#advertising
UFL Players Are Basically Just Human Billboards
The UFL will be providing "on-helmet exposure" to their primary sponsor this season. I am shocked. The UFL will provide helmets? [SF Weekly] -
#sadwhimsy
The UFL Might Actually Be A Practical Joke
The United Football League unveiled its team names and uniforms this week, just hours before tickets went on sale for games you did not realize were taking place, featuring players that may not exist. Is this really happening? More » -
#ufl
Losman To Bring Down Overall Quality Of Play In Whole New League
The UFL finally has its marquee player. The former Bills QB finally has a starting job. Unfortunately for the both of them, those aren't unrelated statements. More » -
#ufl
Imaginary League Holds Fantasy Draft
The UFL Draft is tonight. No one knows the rules and the results won't be announced, but that's okay because no one knows when the season starts or where the teams are even located. Catch the fever! [PFT; StockLemon; Yahoo] -
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#duan
The United Football League Is What We Thought It Was!
Denny Green and Jim Fassel are back coaching pro football, and there may be a spot for Michael Vick as well. Welcome to the wonderful world of the UFL! More »
