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more about #urbanmeyer more comments → The Gizmo from Pismo: Frank Solich thinks this young man should be allowed to get all the rest he needs. more » Stev D: I called Delilah and waited on hold for 5 hours so I could dedicate "Butterfly Kisses" to you, and you can't even stay awake! /sobs more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: The problem is the urban mire from which these thugs are recruited. more » I Like Cheap Beer: Should Meyer allow Dunlap to play, the only people at University of Florida who would criticize his decision are faculty members and the administratio... more » MildlyRelevant: Perhaps Meyer should jump ship for Notre Dame before Lou Holtz reclaims what's his! [mildlyrelevantthoughts.com] more » Who da Man(ning)?: The cop's name? Thom Brennaman. He just wants to prove a point is all. more » Civil Negligence: Billy Ocean would be impressed. He was both in his dreams and in his car. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Urban's brother Oscar thinks this is a bunch of bologna. /ducks more » MattinglysSideburns: Florida Gator lineman Carlos Dunlap, the defensive MVP of last year's national championship game, was arrested this morning after being found asleep i... more » Steve U: Fortunately his backup, Miguel Wulson, is rumored to be just as good. more » Stev D: There is no way he's arrested in Gainesville,the week before the Alabama game, for a minor, no accident DUI. According to my college football crime c... more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: (Deletion of bad Tebow joke. Redundant, I know.) more » AzureTexan: ". . . after being found asleep in his car....at a green light." Perhaps Dunlap, like Florida justice itself, is color blind. more » Kid Canada: Dunlap told officers he was going home from a "gathering." In fairness, who hasn't gotten absolutely tanked with the boys playing Magic cards until t... more » Brazil Thrill: Let me grab my handy Urban Meyer Suspension Calculator here. *presses random buttons* Alright folks, according to my calculations Urban Meyer will s... more » -
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Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
Florida Gator lineman Carlos Dunlap, the defensive MVP of last year's national championship game, was arrested this morning after being found asleep in his car....at a green light. Shockingly, he did "poorly" on his sobriety test and went to jail. More » -
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Early Game Open Thread: This Rivalry Has Gotten Cuddly
Today Michigan and OSU do their annual dance of the overcrowded football stadiums with yawning interest outside of I-75. Blame Rich-Rod. The Duke Benterns battle the Artist Formerly Known As Katrinas Of Miami. Isiah v. Tebow. [LMK] -
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Tim Tebow And His Even Dirtier GQ Pictures
The Sideline Princess shoot was fine, but those aren't even the naughtiest pictures of a Florida alum in GQ this month. The lurid full-page centerfold of a sweaty, shirtless Tim Tebow is positively filthy....and comes with drooling prose to match.
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The One With People Drinking And The Return Of The Fanny Cough Yarn-Spinner
We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More » -
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Florida Gators' Go-To Lawyer Has Some Issues Of His Own
The Orlando Sentinel, still tub-thumping about those miscreant Gators, has profiled attorney Huntley Johnson, who often handles the players' legal run-ins. What the paper doesn't mention: Johnson once suggested that his secretary "get down" on his "hog" and "honk it."
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A Lesson In How Not To Spin, Courtesy Of The Florida Gators
Twenty-four Florida Gators have been arrested since 2005, a number of such apparent talismanic significance that the Orlando Sentinel decided to publish a "database." The school, understandably peeved, responded with a master class in how not to respond. More » -
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Urban Meyer Demands Your Eternal Loyalty
Urban Meyer doesn't care how many Florida passing records you set—that was like last century!—if you want to be a Gator, then you shut your mouth and know your role. More » -
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Urban Meyer Is Nothing If Not Chivalrous
Florida coach Urban Meyer has a strict "no weapons" policy with his team, as you probably knew. But are you also aware that he insists that his players hold the door open for a lady?
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Lane Kiffin: Urban Meyer Cheats (And Not Very Well) (Update)
If Lane Kiffin wants to revive Tennessee's rivalry with Florida, stealing two committed players on Signing Day and then publicly accusing the Gators of a recruiting violation is a good way to start. More »
