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more about #uschomejerseys more comments → DougOLis: In all fairness it's pretty easy to get Bruins Nation's knickers in a bunch and I applaud Pete Carroll's efforts at doing so. more » Kid Canada: "Coach, what's the name of the guy you've got your arm around?" "Why, I think it's Booty! Booty! Booty, that's what it is!" more » Weed Against Speed: Trojan blogs are calling it a "ballsy" move, but I prefer the term harebrained, or possibly "retarded." Come on, Rick. Everyone knows that using that ... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: He should also be penalized for playing John David Booty. That guy is on the Vikings! more » Phony Gwynn: Luckily Rick Neuheisel got 10-1 odds that this would happen, and put down a smooth 20K. more » BrockMiddlebrook: The NCAA: Where Adherence to Rules is Paramount. more » Artie Fufkin: Well it is after Labor Day. more » Chuck Knoblockhead: Steve Fisher did the same thing before 1993 NCAA Men's Basketball Championship, and it's not like a lack of a timeout mattered in that game. more » formerly Chief Wahoo: Carroll also agreed to forfeit a head coaching job each year he was in the NFL. Wait, no he didn't, his ass wasn't good enough and he got fired. more » Bobby Big Wheel: "Wearing the red jerseys to the Rose Bowl." Looks like we have a new menstruation euphemism folks! more » A Pimp Named DaveR: Quiz time! In that photo, USC coach Pete Carroll is: (a) Pumped(b) Jacked(c) All of the above more » J-No: It must be that time of the month. more » MattinglysSideburns: I gotta say, retirement is looking pretty good on the Nature Boy. more » Karlifornia: Coach Pete after the game: "Yeah, the clock may have ran out before we could set up for a game winning field goal, but I think we got our point across." more » HockeyMountain: Bet's on whose giant penis is casting a shadow on his shirt? more »
