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more about #usctrojans more comments → Chris Hanson's Axe: How many no. 3's are there on UCLA? I counted at least 7. more » Innings Eater: The Trojans ran it up a little bit and the Bruins got pissed. It's a rivalry game. Save it with the faux outrage. And linking to Bill Plaschke...Ju... more » Old Ocho: A bunch of Flyers fans are clicking on this link and failing to figure out what's wrong with the sign for thirty minutes. They give up when their droo... more » Steve U: +1, ASU sign guy. #fans more » AzureTexan: Re: Vols photo, three things: 1) When did Fran Drescher learn how to use binoculars? 2) The man on her left should really consult a urologist about t... more » AzureTexan: Actually, if we're playing by Scrabble rules, which I'm sure we all are, then the Pedro's extra 'L' gives the Philllies an additional point, putting t... more » BigTenObsession: You call that piece of tripe by Duffy over at TBL "a good read"? That piece on Jozy is an absolute sham - he says Jozy "has a sense of entitlement" an... more » UkraineNotWeak: Fulmer grew a beard. #watercoolerfodder more » The Gizmo from Pismo: I know its bad to listen to the shrutebag...but Cowherd destroyed Notre Dame this morning and I laughed for almost 12 seconds. #usctrojans more » Weed Against Speed: So do you think they knew that sophomore tight end Blake Ayles was giving them the 'ol double deuce all along? I don't know, but while Ayles was givi... more » UpstateUnderdog: Looks like he's ready to check their prostates. #usctrojans more » Steve U: US qualifies! US d. Honduras 3-2. more » UkraineNotWeak: WORLD CUP BOUND!!!!!!! more » Steve U: Conor Casey scores for the US, game tied 1-1 in the 2nd half. more » Steve U: Crazy - the rights-holders for USA v. Honduras are playing live feed Whack-A-Mole on Justin.tv. Feeds will show the game for about 30 seconds, then b... more » -
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USC Beats UCLA, But Schools Tie For First In Jackassery
"Beat SC Week" (or "Troy Week," depending on your affiliation) started off with a bang, but the game would have ended with a whimper — had Rick Neuheisel and Pete Carroll not acted like petulant brats, nearly precipitating a brawl. More » -
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That's Three L's On The Jersey, And One In The Box Score
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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USC's Blake Ayles Thanks Notre Dame Fans For Their Hospitality
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Stafon Johnson Appreciates The Ironic T-Shirt
USC running back Stafon Johnson seems to be doing pretty well, considering he was nearly decapitated by a barbell just days ago. Well enough to pose for pictures with his matching tracheostomy tube and weightlifting t-shirt, anyway. More » -
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Lifting Weights Obsessively Helped Stafon Johnson Survive Nasty Weightlifting Accident
Dr. Gudata Hinika, trauma director at California Hospital Medical Center: "Had that been any one of us, meaning me, I would not have survived. His neck was so solid and so muscular, that actually helped maintain his airway." [LAT] -
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Stafon Johnson's Prognosis Is Good
The USC tailback, hurt yesterday when a weight bar fell on his neck, underwent seven hours of throat surgery. He's in critical but stable condition. "We all feel a bit damaged today and injured," Pete Carroll said. [LA Times] -
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USC's Trophy Department Drops The Ball
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It Has Been The Most Fabulous Offseason Ever
First it was the UT Lamborghini. Then GaTech and the Transformers. Did the NCAA send out a memo requiring teams to make their preseason publicity photos as macho-in-the-Village-People-sense as possible? More » -
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USC Knows How To Pick Coaches
Trojan athletic director Mike Garrett says he'll put his hiring record up against anybody's record, provided that record doesn't include all the coaches who turned him down before he was stuck with Pete Carroll. More » -
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Tim Floyd Sneaks Out Of USC
Tim Floyd had a nice little thing going at USC, until everyone started accusing him of being "corrupt" and "buying players." So he packed his bags and went home to Mississippi leaving that whole mess behind. More » -
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USC Athletics Not Entirely Above Board
Are you sitting down for this? It seems that USC—the Trojans!—might not be the most outstanding citizens in the world of college recruiting. Set your faces to stunned. More » -
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NCAA Tournament Live Blog: (7) Boston College Vs. (10) Southern California
Your live blogger for this game will be SLAM Online's Ben Collins. He once narrowly escaped the shank of Sean Williams.
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This Meeting Of The USC Song Girls Will Come To Order
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Tim Floyd Seems Mildly Displeased With The Officiating
If you've made up your mind that you're going to get a T, you might as well make it a show. This call during Sunday's USC-ASU game in Tempe was pretty ghastly. [Insomniac's Lounge] -
#erinandrews
Rey Maualuga Needs To Be Taught Some Manners
Rey Maualuga may be an All-American, a Bednarik Award winner, and a Rose Bowl champion, but if he thinks that gives him the right to harass America's Sideline Princess—he's dead wrong. More » -
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LenDale White Wants To Beat Your Team, Take Your Girlfriend
It's been well-established that LenDale White says what he wants, when he wants. Apparently, what he wants now is to humiliate the UCLA Bruins, and one Bruin specifically—Maurice Jones-Drew. More »
