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more about #usopen more comments → Chamomiles Davis: Coming soon to Lifetime, Dakota Fanning stars in "Jehovah's Witness for The Prosecution..." OK, Matilda, now show us on the doll where Jehovah touche... more » FlakJack: Serena's words make baby Jehovah cry. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Oh come on. Like none of you have ever said something along the same lines to the bitch who fucked up your order, AGAIN, at Peking Wok. more » This is my Star: Serena Williams threatened a line judge with a dose of Jehovah's Witness authority yesterday No, she threatened her with a tennis ball. Come on peop... more » Cynical Media Bitch: You can take the girl out of Saginasty, but you can't take the Saginasty out of her. more » VTBen: Let's be honest, that foot fault call was some serious bullshit especially at that point in the match. so i can't criticize serena too much for that t... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: A tennis match broke out in my True Life: Staten Island Wedding episode? more » Old Brian and New Brian: I've never been a big Williams' sisters fan either (their "let's not give the other player credit" routine is tiring) but even though her actions were... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Serena was just telling the line judge some of Brett Ratner's pillow talk. more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: I swear to God, I'm fuckin' takin' this ball and shovin' it in your fuckin' throat… I swear to God. Tory Lane scenes are the best. more » WhatWouldTebowDo?: That's just Serena's spin on John McEnroe's classic rant at Ted James during Wimbledon '81: "Last night I took my balls and shoved 'em in your wife's ... more » Yellow Tail Swine: even the popo's hate spurrier [www.youtube.com] more » Chris Hanson's Axe: You lost, you're crazy. more » bamassippi: Wasn't 'Obama as President' supposed to solve all this? more » Steve U: You drop the line call, and Serena's gonna blast. She's sneaky as fuck when it comes to tennis. more » -
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The Jehovah's Witnesses Are Unhappy With Fellow Witness Serena Williams
"Furthering the teaching that Judgments are only for those outside the Organization, Serena Williams threatened a line judge with a dose of Jehovah's Witness authority yesterday. Her comments were blasphemous, having been used in connection with 'God.'" [Jehovahs-Witness.net] -
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Serena Williams Goes All Crazy-Lady On Terrified Line Judge
Serena Williams lost to Kim Clijsters tonight in the U.S. Open semi-final but it was the not-so-graceful way she exited that everyone is yapping about. You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge... More » -
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Chauvinist Tennis Player Not Too Young To Admire Bobby Riggs
Fourth-round U.S. Open loser John Isner says the No. 1 female tennis player in the world couldn't beat the 700 or 800th best man. You've come a long way, baby. More » -
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Melanie Oudin Apparently Sleeping On The Streets Of NY Tonight
America's sweetheart, at least until she loses, was ousted from the Times Square Marriott because her reservation was up. Maybe you shouldn't have made such a charmingly deep run in the bracket, Melanie! [SportsBusiness Daily] -
#usopen
U.S. Open Tells Players To Get Off Twitter
Tournament officials warn players not to broadcast "inside information" via Twitter. (Apparently, people gamble on tennis.) Naturally, playerscomplain about it via Twitter. Also, women don't know how to serve or something. Who cares? As long as they keep grunting! [SMH/Switched/NYT] -
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It Must Be Lust: Deadspin's 2009 U.S. Open Preview
Greetings, Deadspin tennis fans! It's that time of year again! More » -
#luxury
Spend The Night In Roger Federer's Bed
Roger Federer has his own personalized $3,000-a-night suite at the Carlyle Hotel—with monogrammed pillows!—just for the two weeks a year he spends ruling the U.S. Open. Unfortunately, Rafael Nadal has the only key. [Observer] -
#mediameltdowns
Phil Mickelson Ruined Mike Lupica's U.S. Open
Many in sports media have seen New York Daily News writer Mike Lupica's arrogant-little-sonuvabitch-side firsthand, but never has there been a Lupica story that encapsulates the tiny prick's hubris than the one Patrick Sauer witnessed during the U.S. Open. More » -
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This Is How You Know The U.S. Open Didn't End The Way Most People Wanted It To
Seconds after Lucas Glover snatched his wife into a victorious embrace, we received three emails from readers with screengrabs of her pit sweat. I'm surprised Dan Jenkins didn't Twitter about it. More » -
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Lucas Glover Wins The U.S. Open
It's all over, folks. Glover holds on to win a messy five-day U.S. Open. More below: More » -
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U.S. Open Should Begin Any Day Now
After four days of interminable, Noah's Ark-like rain, it's my understanding that the US Open golf thingy will actually start sometime today. Oh, they already started—and stopped—the fourth round in the darkness last night? How lucky. More » -
#golf
The U.S. Open At Bethpage Black, Sponsored By Happy Gilmore
The New York galleries are so lively, we've heard all week. They're great for golf, and the players love it! Turns out, it's all just a euphemism for "New Yorkers like to get tanked and heckle Tiger Woods." More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Let's All Jump Into Puddles
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
#golf
Barnes Bears Down At Bethpage
Former US Amateur champion and University of Arizona star Ricky Barnes set the 36 hole US Open scoring record at -8 following the second round 65 he completed in this morning's favorable conditions. More » -
#usopen
Mickelson, right now, is tied for 5th at -1. Tiger went astray. Peter Hanson is in the lead...[USOPEN.com]ESPNUSGA Could Really Use Some Comment Ninjas.... -
#pga
It's U.S. Open Week And Everyone Needs Takeouts, So...
...let's write about how hard putting is. That hacker on your local muni, the one with the yips? Not so different from the winner at Bethpage Black, if they ever play. They worry about words like joule, though. [WSJ] -
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The U.S. Open Is
You were probably hoping that following the U.S. Open online would be a nice distraction from work today, but they just suspended play due to heavy rain. Hey, who wants to hear Tiger Woods cuss on teevee? More »OpenFor Business -
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Someone Likes Vijay's Swing
The New York Times: "Then someone yelled at Vijay Singh on the third green, complimenting his posterior in bold, succinct language." Is this Times-speak for "nice ass"? [NYT]
