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more about #washingtoncapitals more comments → Old Ocho: A bunch of Flyers fans are clicking on this link and failing to figure out what's wrong with the sign for thirty minutes. They give up when their droo... more » Steve U: +1, ASU sign guy. #fans more » ManchuCandidate: Dashiell, you would have been so money if you just body checked one Alex's players to make the bitch's head bleed. more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: "After you lose, we'll drink to your health! Ha,ha,ha!" more » Enrico Campitelli Jr.: I know that bald head anywhere! more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: See, I'm not alone here, people! -Juan Manuel Marquez more » Kid Canada: Did you at least make Ovechkin's head bleed for superfan #8 with his hands in the air? more » Steve U: a mouth full of Wiimote Finally, a sexual euphemism for the video game generation. more » roland_t_flakfizer: I have many more excuses if you'd like to hear them. I was teaching my gerbil to play? more » NordoftheBlings: The fate of U.S.-Russia relations should rest on Andrei Kirilenko's ability to negotiate win-win deals for all parties. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Why is there a picture of a young Rick Danko with this post? more » EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: Remember when we used to be able to hate Russia. I miss hating an entire country. more » David Hume: "A...I continue to benefit from the contributions of Russians - specifically, from Alexander Ovechkin," You see, the FEC regulations are only enforced... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: The Dude continually benefitted from the contributions of White Russians. /missing the point more » Matt Sussman: As an unemployed Michigander, I also benefit from Russian ingenuity on a day-to-day basis. more » -
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#fieldtrips
Alexander Ovechkin Takes His Wii Very Seriously
Alexander Ovechkin stopped traffic yesterday so he could drive a Zamboni down Manhattan's Sixth Avenue and then school me in some video game hockey. Not as fun as doing 180 with Rachel Nichols riding shotgun, but it was only Wednesday. More » -
#nhl
The Fate Of U.S.-Russia Relations Rests On Alexander Ovechkin's Stick
"As a resident of Washington, D.C., I continue to benefit from the contributions of Russians — specifically, from Alexander Ovechkin," said Barack Obama, who was criticized for not being a true puckhead. Don't get greedy, Capitals fans. [D.C. Sports Bog] -
#nhlplayoffs
No, I Meant The Other Game Sevens
Geez, that was a bit of a let down. After a fantastically competitive six game series, the Capitals laid a big fat egg in Game 7 and the Penguins are moving on. More » -
#nhlplayoffs
Penguins Superfan Will Make You Question Your Commitment To Game 7
Sure, you worked two jobs to save enough money to get that customized alternate road jersey—but this guy spends three times that on rival teams' sweaters....just so he can goof on them. More » -
#nhlplayoffs
You Should Really Be Watching The NHL Playoffs
Last week, I was worried that the Washington/Pittsburgh series might end in a disappointing sweep, but not only is it still going, it's gotten more exciting. (And the other series aren't bad either.) More » -
#nhlplayoffs
Alex and Sid's Dueling Hat Tricks
The NHL got what it wanted—a Crosby/Ovechkin playoff showdown—and the first two games have lived up to the billing. If only they can find a way to make it last longer than two more games. More » -
#hockey
Pens Fans Attempt to Distract Capitals With Funny Faces
The Penguins have evened the score with the Capitals at 2-2 in after two periods of play in Washington. In other news, this Pittsburgh fan seems to be quite taken with Washington's coach Bruce Boudreau. More » -
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#nhlplayoffs
Donald Brashear Suspended Six Games For Breaking Faces
Six! One for pushing Colton Orr and five for a late hit on Blair Betts—so he'll miss Tuesday's Game 7 and most (maybe all?) of the next series if they win. More » -
#nhlplayoffs
Rangers Coach Suspended For Fighting Fans
It looks like Sean Avery's hot-headed, loose cannon ways are rubbing off on his head coach John Tortorella, who got himself suspended for today's crucial Game 6 (on national TV!) against the Capitals. More » -
#nhl
Alexander Ovechkin Can't Drive 55
Rachel Nichols had a nice "so now you know" profile about the NHL's goofy MVP on E:60 last night. What do you think happens when a toothless, 23-year-old adrenaline junkie gets handed $100 million? More » -
#nhlplayoffs
Alexander Ovechkin Would Have Made A Lousy Cold War Spy
The Captials star was booted from the Rangers practice today "'because they're afraid of me,' he said with a smile." Really? Which of your first two home losses scared them the most? [NYPost] -
#nhl
The Washington Capitals Do It For The Ladies
Hey, Girls! Do you and the gals love to gab about hockey at your slumber parties? Because the Capitals would love to see a few extra broads in the seats at their next home game. More » -
#nhl
Capitals Win, Crosby Goes Down
The highly-touted matchup between Washington and Pittsburgh mostly lived up to its billing. The teams still hate each other and the play was intense, but the Caps eventually put the Penguins to bed, 6-3. More » -
#nhl
Why Can't Alexander Ovechkin and Evgeni Malkin Just Get Along?
The Penguins and Capitals square off again tonight and this growing rivalry may have just the kind of storyline the NHL needs to get some buzz going—an old world Russian blood feud. More » -
#nhl
Hockey Web Producer Turns Pro, Retires In Minutes
Metropolis may have Clark Kent but Washington had Brett Leonhardt. For half a period at least. More » -
#mediaerrors
That's What The Zamboni Is For, I Guess
The old expression "I'll tear off your head and shit down your neck" is alive and well in the NHL, or at least with the Boston Globe web site, where unfortunate typos make the readin' fun! More »
