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more about #washingtonnationals more comments → FlakJack: Look at all that skin! This -- this is why Lou Dobbs can't have nice things. #watercoolerfodder more » Juancho: Hey, she and Tony aren't married, they only had a "commitment" ceremony, so if he cheats, it's not technically adultery. Lauren Sanchez is so happy w... more » KOGOD: Regardless of whether Tony G plays for the Hawks or Falcons, neither one is exactly furry. #watercoolerfodder more » The Gizmo from Pismo: Somehow, I think the Navy coach's response to a lowly Irish assistant goes along the lines of "tell me how my ass tastes". #watercoolerfodder more » norbizness: "I'd rather give my donation to the American Nazi Party than PETA." #watercoolerfodder more » BruschisBrewsky: Think it's ironic someone on the Hawks, of all teams, to do an anti-fur ad? Alanis Morissette just cringed. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Barry's just trying to tweak PETA by mixing up his birds of prey. #watercoolerfodder more » UkraineNotWeak: Wow. His chances of playing for the Nats this season were ony 5:1. more » Blast it, Biggs: Here's more math from his egghead friend That "friend" has a name, buddy! more » Steve U: I'm not the only one who checked their math while planning to make a snarky comment if they were wrong . . . right? more » StuScott Booyahs: a Nationals fan who saw 19 home games for D.C.'s awful baseball team this year In Detroit, Lions fans thank their lucky stars. Just kidding, there a... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: why split hairs? Because it keeps Nick Arrojo in business. Fabulous business! /what not to wear'd more » ArkansasFred: The Nationals Should Give This Guy Season Tickets For Life Washington parking enforcement already does! /regional //has been booted multiple times ... more » Weed Against Speed: The Nationals Should Give This Guy Season Tickets For Life For a reward? more » Silent Q: They're happy to say that profit margins are up slightly now that they don't have to give Jim Bowden a cut of the top for every Latino ball sold. more » -
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A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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The Nationals Should Give This Guy Season Tickets For Life
Great story from Captain Steinberg, still exiled in Bogville, about a Nationals fan who saw 19 home games for D.C.'s awful baseball team this year — and they managed to lose every single one of them. More » -
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Nationals Set To Make History, Fail As Usual
Without the divine intervention of the Royals, Washington would have gone wire-to-wire on ESPN's power rankings. Guess which end of the wire. [ESPN.com] -
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And Speaking Of Winning Organizations...
The Washington Nationals held a everything-must-go! charity auction over the weekend which included autographed baseballs from the likes of Wily Mo Pena and Ray King. [NationalsEnquirer] -
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The 2009 Washington Nationals: A Season Of Bigger Failure
Despite appearances, the New York Mets are not baseball's worst team. That honor belongs to the Washington Nationals, a organization whose legendary incompetence should be memorialized on the marble arches of the great city that wishes they played elsewhere. More » -
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Nationals Hat A Terrorist Symbol Now
Would you associate this logo with evil? With soul-crushing sorrow, and with everything that is bad and wrong in the world? Of course you would. But terrorism? More » -
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Nationals Manager Says Baseball Isn't "Physically Taxing"
Interim Washington manager Jim Riggleman doesn't want to hear about late-season blues wearing his team down, because baseball isn't even that hard to begin with. Especially when you play it the Washington Nationals way! More » -
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They Lost The 'Devil,' But The Rays Are Still Goth
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Even The Wives Of Nationals Players Are Miserable This Year
On Sunday, the NY Post did a shlocky rundown of the Yankee queen bees. WaPo did a similar piece on the DC baseball wives, who are far less glamorous and happy. [WaPo] -
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Nationals' Unexpected Success Sends Washington Post Into A Fugue State
The lede to yesterday's game story: "In the coda of the Passacaglia and Fugue in C minor, composer Johann Sebastian Bach repeats the same chord sequence over and over again, leading the listener to anticipate one resolution ..." [Washington Post] -
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Interfering Ballgirl Goes All Meta On Us
On Thursday a Nationals ballgirl made the whoopsie of fielding a ball still in play. Here's her watching her own gaffe, complete with MST3K-style commentary. -
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Pirates Try To Give Seats Away, Fail Miserably
In anticipation of low ticket sales for the Nationals' visit, Pittsburgh tried out an innovative promotion that could have made winners of everyone. They made the mistake of tying the promotion to their success on the field. More » -
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Report: Unnamed Amorous Ballplayer Plays For Team That Appropriately Doesn't Know How To Score
Onetime declared virgin Jeff Pearlman knows which baseball player was cold mackin' on an intern in Houston recently, but he's not telling. All he'll say is that the ballplayer was — are you ready for this? — a Washington National. More » -
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Nationals Fire Manager To Cap Most Ridiculous First-Half Ever
In the least surprising firing of ever, Manny Acta is done as the Washington Nationals manager—but will they continue to fail in even more remarkable and outlandish ways in the second half? Or will they just merely suck? More » -
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Nationals And Pirates Combine To Make Pretty Decent Baseball Team
Houston and Washington had some unfinished business yesterday, wrapping up a suspended game that took two months, two cities and three teams to complete. And the winning pitcher got the decision while taking a nap in Philadelphia. More » -
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Exit Music For An Acta
SI.com reports Manny Acta's time managing the Washington Natinals will be over soon. President Stan Kasten won't confirm or deny that report, only saying that he's "perplexed" by the abysmal 16-43 record, which probably means he's done. More » -
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If The Nationals Lose But No One Is Around To See It, Do They Still Lose?
Nationals Park looked slightly emptier than usual last night, with less than 100 fans sticking around to weather a two-hour ninth inning rain delay. But boy, did they get a good fireworks show afterward — oh, wait. [Washington Post] -
#stephenstrasburg
Have You Read Enough About This Guy Today?
Today's MLB Draft officially kicks off Stephen Strasburgapalooza, and despite the torrent of media coverage, most stories tackled one of two questions: How much will the Nationals pony up, and are No. 1 picks worth the money? More » -
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The Nationals Even Lose To Fireworks
Nationals Park sucks — we know that — so the franchise rewards those 200 people who shell out to watch another loss with fireworks. Nice gesture, until the Nationals, as always, managed to screw it up. More » -
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Why Your Stadium Sucks: Nationals Park
This is a new weekly feature in which I (and maybe you, too, readers) detail the various reasons for hating your ballpark. This week: Nationals Park
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