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    See You On Down That Road, Redux

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    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    04/28/09

    In reply to See You On Down That Road, Redux
    I will now say goodnight...In Haiku:


    I have become tired

    DUAN stop keeping me awake

    Kidding, it was fun


    I am not very artistic.

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/28/09

    @CoolHwhip:


    Stay awake you puss

    Coolhwhip smells like monkey turds

    He eats cantaloupe

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    Image of Playoff_Beard Playoff_Beard
    04/28/09

    @CoolHwhip:


    Haiku is better

    Than the Spanish paper due

    for me in six hours

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/28/09

    @Playoff_Beard:


    Nocturnal beings

    Are much cooler then normal

    Eyebags are sexy

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    Image of Playoff_Beard Playoff_Beard
    04/28/09

    @Shakεy:


    If I eat a lot

    I will not be as drained

    When I waste the day

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/28/09

    @Playoff_Beard:


    Killer Whales are cool

    This has zero relevance

    But they will eat you


    I think I'm losing it.

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    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    04/28/09

    In reply to See You On Down That Road, Redux
    Hello? Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    04/28/09

    @CoolHwhip: Nibbles roams. No one can be sure where they currently are.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/28/09

    In reply to See You On Down That Road, Redux
    Nibbles I will squash your offspring.
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    Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz
    04/28/09

    In reply to See You On Down That Road, Redux
    Goodnight, all. To my new Jezzie FB friends, thanks for the spank material.


    A good night to all, and to all a good night.

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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/28/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: Night! I shall reply momentarily. Or tomorrow. Depending on when I pass out.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/28/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: Nite el jefe.
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    Image of Ugueth Urbina's Machete Ugueth Urbina's Machete
    04/28/09

    In reply to See You On Down That Road, Redux
    I wonder how my girlfriend is going to feel about all these new female facebook friends...
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    Image of swimmingly swimmingly
    04/28/09

    @Ugueth Urbina's Machete: We're totally harmless and in other states.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    04/28/09

    @Ugueth Urbina's Machete: I'm sure if you explain that you met them in an open internet forum that's fused between a overwhelmingly female-subject oriented blog and a snarky sports-news phallus joke factory, she'll understand and go about her day.
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    Image of Business_Socks Business_Socks
    04/28/09

    In reply to See You On Down That Road, Redux
    Piss off, people. I'm out.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/28/09

    @Business_Socks: Night, cake fucker.
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    04/28/09

    In reply to See You On Down That Road, Redux
    I'm also heading out for the night, boys!


    Thanks for the laughs and the FB profiles! If interested, send link to FB over PMs.


    Goodnight!

     Reply
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    04/28/09

    In reply to See You On Down That Road, Redux
    OK people I'm going to try to sleep. PM me w/ facebook details.
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    Image of Rick Chandler Rick Chandler
    04/28/09

    In reply to See You On Down That Road, Redux
    Sorry this is buried, but thanks everyone for the kind words. They mean the world, especially coming from you.


    And that's the story of how Rick Chandler climbed waaay up to the forty-fourth floor of the Gawker Building, and then fell all the way down but didn't quite squish hisself. You know, they say there was a man who jumped from the forty-FIFTH floor? But that's another story.

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    Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver
    04/28/09

    @Rick Chandler: Good luck, Rick. Don't be a stranger. At least leave a trail of breadcrumbs to wherever you're headed to next.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/28/09

    @Rick Chandler: Aww, gonna miss you, Rickster. Be well. You make good words. Share them with us soon, k?
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    04/28/09

    @Rick Chandler: btw I always wanted to know what the red button in your avatar does.


    What do it do?

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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    04/28/09

    @Rick Chandler: I'm not one for saying things that are, you know, nice, but I really enjoyed your writing and I wish you luck on whatever it is you're of to next.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/28/09

    @Rick Chandler: Rick! We love you. You are the unsung hero of the Deadspins.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/28/09

    @Karlifornia: It's HAL.


    I think. I don't watch these moving pictures you kids speak of.

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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    04/28/09

    @Rick Chandler: Show us your face!


    Seriously though, Rick. You are that dude and I can't wait till you write here again.

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    Image of Business_Socks Business_Socks
    04/28/09

    @Rick Chandler: Shoulda been you, Dash.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/28/09

    @Business_Socks: Mmmmm-hmmm


    /ducks

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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/28/09

    @Shakεy: You must really like using your alias.
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    Image of PrettyPrettyPrincess PrettyPrettyPrincess
    04/28/09

    In reply to See You On Down That Road, Redux
    Goodnight, you handsome witty devils and you gorgeous sassy bitches.


    If I don't already have you on Facebook, PM me a FB link and I will add your ass to my list


    KISSES

     Reply
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    04/28/09

    In reply to See You On Down That Road, Redux
    CoolHWhip is so fucking secretive, which now makes me super curious... was that his plan all along?
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/28/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: You know what? I'll reveal his identity. Here you go.


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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    04/28/09

    @Shakεy: Dude, I always see him at longs buying condoms...way to go CoolHWhip!
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    04/28/09

    @Shakεy: Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman. The paperboy. Evening TV.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/28/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: I hope you're kidding, but I don't think you are.


    You always see Bob Saget buying condoms!?!

     Reply
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    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    04/28/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: They made Magnums just for me.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    04/28/09

    @Shakεy: Yeah, it was awkward... he didn't seem ashamed of it at all. In fact the first time I saw him he smiled and waved at me.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    04/28/09

    @CoolHwhip: ummm... ok I didn't look but I'll trust you
    @Saberhagendaaz: I wish I was lying
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    04/28/09

    @CoolHwhip: Magnum, the malt liquor is what you're talking about, right?
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    Image of ZombieTorre ZombieTorre
    04/28/09

    @Karlifornia: +1 to anyone who throws out Full House theme song lyrics.
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    Image of swimmingly swimmingly
    04/28/09

    @ZombieTorre: It's there, but I can't remember. Ughhhhh. I have to look it up now. Dammmmmit.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    04/28/09

    @ZombieTorre: It's pretty funny to listen to the Full House, Family Matters, and Step By Step themes consecutively.


    They were all written by the same dude, which is...not shocking

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    Image of ACMEsalesrep ACMEsalesrep
    04/28/09

    In reply to See You On Down That Road, Redux
    You people are all insane. I use a pseudonym for a reason, b'kay? I've even got a second Gmail account just so nobody – i.e. my boss – figures out who I am and/or what I'm posting. Though having co-workers around does sort of undermine that aspect of my self-preservation scheme.


    On that note, I think I shall go to bed.

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    04/28/09

    @ACMEsalesrep: You double-life leading son of a gun!
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    04/28/09

    @CoolHwhip: That's actually pretty much the whole thing.


    They just replaced bowl with breadstick.

     Reply
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    04/28/09

    In reply to See You On Down That Road, Redux
    Okay, pumpkins! It's time for me to get some sleep. See y'all tomorrow!
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    04/28/09

    In reply to See You On Down That Road, Redux
    There is going to be a lot more pressure on my Dominos orders now
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    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    04/28/09

    @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Just order breadsticks and you won't be disappointed.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    04/28/09

    @CoolHwhip: But the new Pasta Bowls are basically just pasta cooked into a giant breadstick.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/28/09

    @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: I'm starting a blog just to critic your dinner choices.
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    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    04/28/09

    @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Oh are they now? Go on...
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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/28/09

    @CoolHwhip: Yo dawg. I heard you like carbs so I put some carbs in yo carbs so you can get fat while you get fat.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    04/28/09

    In reply to See You On Down That Road, Redux
    [www.facebook.com]


    I'm new to this Facebook thing, SO BE GENTLE WITH ME

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