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    Image of The Devil and Daniel Murphy The Devil and Daniel Murphy
    05/05/09

    In reply to What About His Face? Did Something Happen To Rick Ankiel's Face?
    This tragedy finally opens up a spot for underutilized veteran Roy Hobbs
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    Image of Carmen McFanzone Carmen McFanzone
    05/05/09

    @The Devil and Daniel Murphy:


    You know, actual LOLs are a rare thing. +1, amigo.

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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    05/05/09

    In reply to What About His Face? Did Something Happen To Rick Ankiel's Face?
    Right now he's thinking that being a so-so pitcher sounds pretty good
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/24/09

    In reply to Rick Ankiel Is The Latest American Mustache Hero
    When the Cards visit the Queen City, Rick will really Play the Game of baseball.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    04/24/09

    In reply to Rick Ankiel Is The Latest American Mustache Hero
    two chicks at the same time man!
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    Image of The Devil and Daniel Murphy The Devil and Daniel Murphy
    04/24/09

    In reply to Rick Ankiel Is The Latest American Mustache Hero
    Why Rick Ankiel, you look like somebody walked all over your grave
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    04/24/09

    @The Devil and Daniel Murphy: okay, that's two Tombstone's quotes in as many posts. I like where this day is going.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/24/09

    In reply to Rick Ankiel Is The Latest American Mustache Hero
    Gurantee that Ankiel follows Ashton Kucher on Twitter.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    04/24/09

    In reply to Rick Ankiel Is The Latest American Mustache Hero
    If mustaches are the key to hitting, this explains Dick Van Dyke's .182 career average.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/24/09

    In reply to Rick Ankiel Is The Latest American Mustache Hero
    As opposed to labia secular, which is latin for "Simone de Beauvoir's vagina."
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/24/09

    In reply to Rick Ankiel Is The Latest American Mustache Hero
    is responsible for his increased production at the plate.


    And HGH is responsible for his decreased production of semen.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/24/09

    In reply to Rick Ankiel Is The Latest American Mustache Hero
    What does he do when he gets bubbly-gum in the old push-broom?
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    04/24/09

    In reply to Rick Ankiel Is The Latest American Mustache Hero
    Each moustache ride comes with a free black t-shirt.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    04/24/09

    In reply to Rick Ankiel Is The Latest American Mustache Hero
    It's also responsible for his recently destroyed asshole and crushing sense of shame.
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    04/01/09

    In reply to Goodbye Rick Ankiel, Hello Dick
    When's he a free agent? Can't wait till Dick Ankiel is the hottest thing on the market.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    04/01/09

    In reply to Goodbye Rick Ankiel, Hello Dick
    He's also changing his phone number because of harassment from, ahem, a fan.
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    Image of apostles03 apostles03
    04/01/09

    In reply to Goodbye Rick Ankiel, Hello Dick
    Apropos of nothing, I always thought Dick Button had the funniest name everwhen I was a kid.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/01/09

    @apostles03: When you had Dick Butt-kiss to consider?
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    Image of She Blinded Me With Violence She Blinded Me With Violence
    04/01/09

    @ScientificMapp: @apostles03: Dick Trickle would like a word. And a name change.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/01/09

    @She Blinded Me With Violence: Had I known who Dick Trickle was when I was 9, I would probably have thought it just about as hilarious as I find it in my 30's, which is enormously.
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    Image of MopUpReliever MopUpReliever
    04/01/09

    @apostles03: This seems like a good time to mention that Rusty Kuntz was a .236 lifetime hitter.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/01/09

    @MopUpReliever:


    Pretty good for someone who was only productive a few days a month.

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