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    Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath

    Damon, Swisher Continue Their Cunnilingual Rock N' Roll Party
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    11/02/09

    In reply to Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
    Gary Glitter thinks these guys are way too old for the "Rock n Roll (Part 2) Tongue Bath". #johnnydamon
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/02/09

    In reply to Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
    You can all eat shit. #johnnydamon
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11/02/09

    In reply to Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
    Little known fact: They learned the wide orifice lick from Jon Gosselin.
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    Edited by DirkToberFest at 11/02/09 9:42 AM DirkToberFest was starred DirkToberFest was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/02/09

    In reply to Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
    The salute was first popularized by Carl Cunnilingus, a little-used by well-liked center fielder on the '27 Yankees. #johnnydamon
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    Image of inscrutablechinaman inscrutablechinaman
    11/02/09

    @AzureTexan: His younger cousin, George Rimjob, toiled in similar obscurity for the Philadelphia Athletics. #johnnydamon
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/02/09

    @inscrutablechinaman: His third cousin, Cleveland "Steamer" Jones, also toiled in obscurity for Single-A Gastonia and Double-A Brownsville.
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    Edited by AzureTexan at 11/02/09 11:35 AM AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
    Image of inscrutablechinaman inscrutablechinaman
    11/02/09

    @AzureTexan: "Steamer" Jones' son-in-law was Rick Felch, a journeyman middle reliever who spent most of his career with the Milwaukee Braves. #johnnydamon
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    Image of TT-Zop TT-Zop
    11/02/09

    In reply to Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
    It's all fun and games until some young Quaker gal believes Nick Swisher actually loves her. #johnnydamon
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/02/09

    In reply to Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
    If the Yankees can Lick It Up, you can bet New York is gonna Rock and Roll All Night. #johnnydamon
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/02/09

    In reply to Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
    You know, Philly is really a football town. #johnnydamon
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    06/19/09

    In reply to Damon, Swisher Continue Their Cunnilingual Rock N' Roll Party
    Steinbrenner would never have tolerated this when he was alive.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    06/19/09

    In reply to Damon, Swisher Continue Their Cunnilingual Rock N' Roll Party
    Funny, I would've expected Damon and Swisher's Rock N' Roll party to be more of the Wycked Sceptre variety.
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    06/19/09

    @Steve U: Play "Gettin the Shaft"!
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/19/09

    In reply to Damon, Swisher Continue Their Cunnilingual Rock N' Roll Party
    funny, I remember actually being surprised when I heard that Rob Halford was gay.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/19/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: The song "Hell Bent for Leather" should have been a clue.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    06/19/09

    In reply to Damon, Swisher Continue Their Cunnilingual Rock N' Roll Party
    I can't view the youtubes at work, so I always have to guess what they are based on the clues.
    Gay rocks the highway.: Rascall Flatts: Life is a Highway???
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    06/19/09

    In reply to Damon, Swisher Continue Their Cunnilingual Rock N' Roll Party
    After losing to the Nationals on Thursday, this note was found on the Yankees Clubhouse door:


    "We haven't felt the excitement of winning as well as creating runs, along with actually pitching . . . for too many games now."

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/19/09

    In reply to Damon, Swisher Continue Their Cunnilingual Rock N' Roll Party
    Nothing says RAWK!! like team-mandated hair length and beard restrictions.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/19/09

    @ArkansasFred: Hey man, Swisher's got a mohawk, so just cool your jets, ok?
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    Image of Sonar Jose Sonar Jose
    06/19/09

    @ArkansasFred: Free No Moustache Rides.
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    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    06/19/09

    @Sonar Jose: amazingly though, moustaches are cool with big stein.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    06/19/09

    In reply to Damon, Swisher Continue Their Cunnilingual Rock N' Roll Party
    Ironically, while those platinum reinforcements almost broke Gardner's spine...they're the only things keeping Brian DeMarco's spine together.
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    Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan was starred Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan was unstarred
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