I'm not sure if this has been touched on at Deadspin, but the Electoral Map that ESPN uses for polls could only be more useless if they tallied up the votes as if "SportsNation" was voting for President. Who's looking at that thing and thinking, "WOW! A majority of Maine-iacs (don't know what to call people from Maine) think Roger Clemens hurt his cause by the interview! How interesting!"
Better yet, who's coming up with these ideas? Some clown was sitting at his/her desk watching election coverage and saying, "That's it! People are interested in the election because of the voting structure and the blue and red map. Forget that it's important and directly affects our lives, the public wouldn't care unless those graphics were there."
Grabowski is not only an expert at damage-controlling celebrities, but has also done wonders for many inanimate objects, such as spinach, pet food, and toys.
@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: "Is heart disease as contagious as the swine flu? Stay tuned for a very important segment that could save your life... right after a short commercial break."
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Better yet, who's coming up with these ideas? Some clown was sitting at his/her desk watching election coverage and saying, "That's it! People are interested in the election because of the voting structure and the blue and red map. Forget that it's important and directly affects our lives, the public wouldn't care unless those graphics were there."
Die.
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Do you like black people?
Yellow: Yes
Green: No
Red: People are black?
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With the proper lube, he should be OK. Additionally, people are a lot more understanding than they used to be.
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Here is an early photo of Grabowski:
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Guess which two guys are having a spa day together later this week followed by some shopping?
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Hey, if it's good enough for Bush to evaluate Putin, why NOT trust Gene Grabowski.
Also, you've come a long way from ticketing Homer Simpson's car, Grabowski. Big ups to that.
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If heart attacks are contagious, then quickly, everyone flee Texas!
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/Local News'd
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