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    When Does "Roller Derby Night In America" Start?

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/05/09

    In reply to When Does "Roller Derby Night In America" Start?
    Jen P is going to return and lay the smack down on all our candy asses.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/05/09

    @Kid Canada: RUN, YOU STUPID FUCKING COMMENTERS, RUN!
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/05/09

    In reply to When Does "Roller Derby Night In America" Start?
    Is anyone else kind of turned on by this?


    Anyone?


    Oh, God...

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    Image of Dashiell Bennett Dashiell Bennett
    02/05/09

    In reply to When Does "Roller Derby Night In America" Start?
    Oh man ... thin ice ... all of you ...
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    Image of Here comes the story of Hurricane Hudler Here comes the story of Hurricane Hudler
    02/05/09

    @Dashiell Bennett: As long as I'm not on it with those chicks, I've got a fighting chance.
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    Image of Dashiell Bennett Dashiell Bennett
    02/05/09

    @Here comes the story of Hurricane Hudler: And there you go. Had to push it, didn't you?
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/05/09

    @Here comes the story of Hurricane Hudler: At least you went down swingin', man. +1 through the ether.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/05/09

    @Dashiell Bennett:


    S-say, Dash, you been working out? M-my uncle's got Tigers' seasons, man, a-any game you want.


    /cowers in corner

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/05/09

    In reply to When Does "Roller Derby Night In America" Start?
    If I wanted to be in the same venue as some pissed-off bull dykes I'd just go comment on jezebel.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    02/05/09

    In reply to When Does "Roller Derby Night In America" Start?
    Roller Derby: When Kickball just isn't ironic enough.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    02/05/09

    In reply to When Does "Roller Derby Night In America" Start?
    Did someone say "Derby?". Get some of the jockeys from the last post to hop on some of these Clydesdales.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    02/05/09

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    Unless Mr. Mean and the Violators are sending that queer Stars and Stripes into a gator pit then I don't give a fuck.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    02/05/09

    @Jews For Purple Jesus: +1
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    02/05/09

    In reply to When Does "Roller Derby Night In America" Start?
    I haven't seen a group of people so reliant on a dildo since the Jets' season ended.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    02/05/09

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    Roller Derby: Where goth happens!
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    02/05/09

    In reply to When Does "Roller Derby Night In America" Start?
    ..and no more fights!


    Well, there goes the big-time media exposure..

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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    02/05/09

    In reply to When Does "Roller Derby Night In America" Start?
    After the GLADD meeting gets out?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/05/09

    @wonderlic---myballs:


    Once the Chinese free up the money to finance it?

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    Image of Chazz_Goodtimes Chazz_Goodtimes
    11/12/08

    In reply to Roller Derby Girls Have Issues, Growing Fan Base
    I'd like to think I'm a reasonably intelligent man, and in general I know my sports, but honestly, calvin ball and cricket have more discernible rules than roller-derby.. but i've figured this much out:


    1. Strap roller-skates onto a bunch of over-tatooed truck-stop waitresses with questionable hygiene;

    2. Have them skate in circles while they wail on each other;

    3. ????

    4. Profit.

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    Image of Lux Alptraum Lux Alptraum
    11/12/08

    @Chazz_Goodtimes: Oh god, you don't even know. The rules keep getting revised every season... and the minutia! Even as a rollergirl, it was hard to keep up.
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    Image of BumpinUgglas BumpinUgglas
    11/12/08

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    My favorite team is the Nightmare Aunts.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/12/08

    @BumpinUgglas: +1.
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    Image of Illegal Immigrant Illegal Immigrant
    11/12/08

    In reply to Roller Derby Girls Have Issues, Growing Fan Base
    I roomed with a girl who's part of the Big Easy Roller Girls. It started all well and good until the power got cut off cause she hadn't paid the bills. Oh, and then she called me "the single source of unhappiness in all of my life."


    So, yea, roller girls have issues

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/12/08

    @Illegal Immigrant: Are these Death Cab for Cutie lyrics?
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/12/08

    In reply to Roller Derby Girls Have Issues, Growing Fan Base
    Can you define mainstream? Given that there are over 100 roller derby leagues internationally, that Chipotle is a sponsor of WFTDA ([www.wftda.com]), the national organization of lady derby leagues, that the sport has been covered by just about every major news outlet, that there's a movie about roller derby that's directed by Drew Barrymore (and starring Ellen Page) coming out next year, and that, last I heard, there's a video game in development... well, I'd kinda say they're mainstream already.


    But maybe I'm just saying that because I'm a retired rollergirl.

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/12/08

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: talk about a wacky coincidence.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    11/12/08

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: LUX ALPTRAUM IS PEOPLE!
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