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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/29/09

    In reply to The Ron Zook Coaching Tree Bears Intense Fruit
    The Ron Zook Coaching Tree Bears: Intense Fruits
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    Image of econdave econdave
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Ron Zook Coaching Tree Bears Intense Fruit
    He pisses intensity and incompetence.

    I think it's just the asparagus he had for lunch.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Ron Zook Coaching Tree Bears Intense Fruit
    This is the ugliest Lobo incident since that time in 1999 when Rebecca wore a skirt.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    09/28/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Damn... beat me to it. Here's mine, anyway:

    There hasn't been a Lobo with that much testosterone since Rebecca.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/28/09

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Nicely done.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Ron Zook Coaching Tree Bears Intense Fruit
    And now he's allegedly punching his coaches in the mouth.

    Looks like this guy is ready for the NFL!
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Ron Zook Coaching Tree Bears Intense Fruit
    A FORMER OFFICE ASSISTANT SUED LOCKSLEY AND UNM FOR FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

    Oh, come on, he was having her sort pages of their new Arkansas-inspired playbook. If she didn't want to "Honk that Wildhog", she should've found another calling.
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    Image of Gravy Gravy
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Ron Zook Coaching Tree Bears Intense Fruit
    He pisses intensity and incompetence.

    But...can he water-ski?
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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    09/28/09

    @Gravy: I suppose, in New Mexico, he'd more apt to go dune buggin'
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    05/20/09

    In reply to Of Ron Zook, Twitter And Big Swinging Dicks
    Little Known Fact: Historian Brad Neely coined the term "Big Swinging Dicks" to describe George Washington as both Benjamin Franklin and George III claimed he had "like thirty goddamn dicks."
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/20/09

    In reply to Of Ron Zook, Twitter And Big Swinging Dicks
    Some things never change, the Illini traded the corn and soybeans for a fifth of whiskey and a smallpox blanket.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/20/09

    @Hatey McLife: They called it maize.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/20/09

    In reply to Of Ron Zook, Twitter And Big Swinging Dicks
    The Chicago Mercantile Exchange: Take away the excitement, wealth and any shred of interest from the NYSE, add Sears dress shirts and bacon, and you still can't imagine it.
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    Image of Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket
    05/20/09

    @ScientificMapp:


    CME Group worth $19 billion

    NYSE/Euronext $6 billion


    Since the members of both exchanges traded their seats for stock, I'd suggest that's a decent proxy for relative "wealth"


    If that's lack of wealth, give me a double.


    /eat shit east coast know-it-all

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/20/09

    @Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket: Dude, if you think I'm gonna research exchange seat prices for the sake of a coveted Sears dress shirt joke, you're nuts.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/20/09

    In reply to Of Ron Zook, Twitter And Big Swinging Dicks
    Ron Zook, Twitter And Big Swinging Dicks


    These are the headliners at Bonaroo this year, right?

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/20/09

    In reply to Of Ron Zook, Twitter And Big Swinging Dicks
    Ron Zook, Twitter And Big Swinging Dicks


    Whoever is thinking of making the "Name Three Things Will Leitch Will Never Get Tired Of" joke, stop it right now.

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    Image of tater tater
    03/11/09

    In reply to For Those Who Piss Intensity And Head Butt Coke Machines
    A boat's a boat...but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    03/11/09

    In reply to For Those Who Piss Intensity And Head Butt Coke Machines
    The boat runs on sugar packets and adrenaline.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/11/09

    In reply to For Those Who Piss Intensity And Head Butt Coke Machines
    Zook has recruited a better boat, that he won't be able to steer.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/11/09

    In reply to For Those Who Piss Intensity And Head Butt Coke Machines
    Who wants a boat that will eventually end up on probation.
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