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Greek McPapadopoulos
09/29/09

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Long post, but this is my wheelhouse. I'm waiting for next year to do my end-of-the-decade list, but there were some that I agree with that were mentioned earlier:

Turn on the Bright Lights
Source Tags & Codes
Moon & Antarctica
You're A Woman, I'm A Machine
Now Here is Nowhere
any Black Keys album

Disagreements on particular album
Spoon - Girls Can Tell
Strokes - Room on Fire
Wilco - A Ghost is Born (their live album, if it counts, would be here)
White Stripes - White Blood Cells

New ones:
My Morning Jacket - toss-up between Z and It Still Moves
Bloc Party - Silent Alarm
The Thermals - The Body, the Blood, the Machine
The (International) Noise Conspiracy - A New Morning, Changing Weather
Wolf Parade - Apologies to the Queen Mary
The Walkmen - Bows & Arrows
British Sea Power - The Decline of British Sea Power

I love Pearl Jam, QOTSA, and Radiohead, but I can't put their stuff on the list. Oh, and if 2000 is your cutoff, you better include Relationship of Command.
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Samer Ocho Cinco
09/29/09

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I'm just going to write about UNH because fuck Dartmouth. There's a "rivalry" between us and for the next couple of years we won't face them because they're pussies and want to "rebuild their team." Fuck that. UNH blew chunks for a while too, but we sucked it up. Now The Rock is ours!

/my college football rivalry can beat up your college football rivalry
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SponsoredbyV8
09/29/09

@Samer Ocho Cinco: We're completely unaware of this rivalry

All the best,
Dartmouth students and alumni
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Greek McPapadopoulos
09/29/09

@Samer Ocho Cinco: Do we even care about football? We went winless last year. Fuck it, I can't wait for hockey season.
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Samer Ocho Cinco
09/29/09

@SponsoredbyV8: Stick to the myth that you guys invented Beirut and I think we'll be even.

@Greek McPapadopoulos: I'm very excited to get drunk at the UNH-BC game and tell the goalie to go fuck himself.
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Greek McPapadopoulos
09/29/09

@Samer Ocho Cinco: Dartmouth didn't invent Beirut, they invented PONG. With the paddles. Everything else is a bastardization, and blame Lehigh or Penn or some other school for that.
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SponsoredbyV8
09/29/09

In reply to I Challenge You To A Whack Off
Gimme yours. We'll make this a little music exchange

Agree wholeheartedly with the Radiohead selection...as well as The Black Keys (earlier albums).

Not a huge hiphop fan...but I'd have to put Atmosphere's When life gives you lemons you paint that shit gold on my list.

Was a pleasant reminder of what hip hop without a painfully repetitive hook, and with a gifted lyricist, can be.
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Greek McPapadopoulos
09/29/09

@SponsoredbyV8: That Atmosphere album is great, and it gets bonus points for such a great title.
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Tracy Ham and Eggs
09/29/09

In reply to I Challenge You To A Whack Off
Oh, and for the 1 year old. Elmo cellphone. Kids that age are obsessed with stealing mom/dads cellphone. The Elmo one dials and talks to the kid, so it seems more real then the other fake ones. Runs about 15-20 bucks.

And yes, I did buy 6 of them in the last year.
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Silent Q
09/29/09

In reply to I Challenge You To A Whack Off
Gimme yours. We'll make this a little music exchange. Delightful!

Glad to oblige. Agree on Songs for the Deaf.

Also, in no particular order:

-Guero, Beck
-The Black Album, Jay-Z
-Poutin' on the Outside, Pawty on the Inside, Suplecs
-You're a Woman, I'm a Machine, Death From Above 1979
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Tracy Ham and Eggs
09/29/09

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Acceptable Male to Male (non familial) Gifts after the age of 16.

1. A case of beer or bottle of booze (if you are drinking it that night)
2. A drink at the bar
3. A lap dance at a strip club
4. A Private Dance at a strip club (significant birthday only)
5. Your cover for the strip club
6. Something humorous and phallic
7. Orioles Tickets(but only if you hate them.)
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Pedro Cuatrocinco
09/29/09

In reply to I Challenge You To A Whack Off
1. Start from 100% flaccidity
2. No porn at hand. ALL IMAGINATION!
3. No self-fluffing prior to starting the clock
4. No sexy thoughts prior to starting the clock
5. Lotion and/or spittle allowed
6. No breaks

Ready? 3... 2... 1...

MarisaMillerMarisaMiller
ohyouknowwhatKathyIreland
hellyeahKathyIrelandshewastheb...
KathyIrelandKathyIrelandKathyI...
howaboutsomeIrishchick
yeahredheadsarefuckingSWEET
whataboutthatoneIsawonthestree...
yeahbutshehadagimpleg
SOTHEFUCKWHAT
okaygimplegyouwantthis
manyoulookheavieroutofyourclot...
wowitslikeyoukeepexpanding
STOPokaykeepgoing
justgetBIGGERandGETONTOP
OHMYGODICAN'TSEEANYTHING

done
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blogsarefun
09/29/09

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What guy gets mad if his friend doesn't buy him a gift?
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blogsarefun
09/29/09

@blogsarefun: Sorry, no joke there.....I am genuinely perturbed.
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MitchKayak
09/29/09

@blogsarefun: Anti-Semites? We all know that they love giving and receiving.
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Tracy Ham and Eggs
09/29/09

@blogsarefun: Antisemites are apparently big fans of gift giving. Maybe a nice cross burning kit would work?
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Artie Fufkin
09/29/09

In reply to I Challenge You To A Whack Off
I am also a music expert, so I would have to say either the White Stripes' Elephant or your Hold Steady album.
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crazyjoedavola
09/29/09

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I know it sounds gay but,buy the kid clothes. Each birthday makes my house smaller and smaller. At 1, they are still more interested in the box the toy comes in, versus the actual toy. And nothing is worse than spending money on your own kid's clothes, knowing they will grow out of them in a week.
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12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich
09/29/09

@crazyjoedavola: Thats the problem. The parents only put the kid in the same like 8 sets of clothes, and has bags of new clothes she'll never wear.

And my brother won't read to her (he's an idiot). However maybe buying books would at least give him the idea...
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Hatey McLife
09/29/09

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Why is Rolf here? I haven't seen a column wrecked this badly by a German, since that torpedo destroyed the one holding up the bridge of the Lusitania.
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Steve U
09/29/09

@Hatey McLife:
Hatey McLife: Questionable - Repetitive Hyperextension Injury
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Bobby Big Wheel
09/29/09

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NIce list, I'd add Phrenology, Is This It, and Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga and I liked Magic better than The Rising.
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MarkKelsosMigraine
09/29/09

@Bobby Big Wheel: Add Levon Helm's Dirt Farmer, Loretta Lynn's Van Lear Rose, M.I.A.'s Kala and Willie Nelson's You Don't Know Me.
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SponsoredbyV8
09/29/09

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Oh...the options:
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Steve U
09/29/09

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Somehow, this was still less masturbatory than a Simmons column.
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DirkToberFest
09/29/09

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59 seconds! Ha! I'll never beat that. Not because I'm not a speedster (I generally don't last a long time), but because it takes at least 59 seconds for the blood to gather and cause an erection.

Trust me.

Because I have a huge dick.

I promise.

Seriously.
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MarkKelsosMigraine
09/29/09

@DirkToberFest: Dad?
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