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New York, 6:35 PM
Tue Dec 1
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    04:28 PM

    In reply to Chinese Crack Tiger Woods Case With Dramatic CGI Re-Enactment
    They are playing the Sims all wrong. Tiger should have been trapped in a pool with no ladders
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    Edited by Len Bias Cocaine Surplus at 12/01/09 4:28 PM Len Bias Cocaine Surplus was starred Len Bias Cocaine Surplus was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    03:40 PM

    In reply to Chinese Crack Tiger Woods Case With Dramatic CGI Re-Enactment
    That footage is excellent, but I bet the Chinese have a hard time pronouncing "Zapruder."
     Reply
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    03:35 PM

    In reply to Chinese Crack Tiger Woods Case With Dramatic CGI Re-Enactment
    "We're like the Mounties: we always get our man."

    "Mrs. Peacock was a man?"
     Reply
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    03:22 PM

    In reply to Chinese Crack Tiger Woods Case With Dramatic CGI Re-Enactment
    The animation is nice, but I'm waiting for the part where the zombies attack them.
     Reply
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    03:22 PM

    In reply to Chinese Crack Tiger Woods Case With Dramatic CGI Re-Enactment
    Tiger drives a mini van? What a loser.
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    05:08 PM

    @Phintastic: He drives the Cadillac of minivans.

    /Get Shorty'd
     Reply
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    03:10 PM

    In reply to Chinese Crack Tiger Woods Case With Dramatic CGI Re-Enactment
    Tiger Woods Golf '10

    Now with real-life, bitch-slapping sound effects!
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    03:04 PM

    In reply to Chinese Crack Tiger Woods Case With Dramatic CGI Re-Enactment
    Big deal. Japan produced a hentai version.
     Reply
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    03:02 PM

    In reply to Chinese Crack Tiger Woods Case With Dramatic CGI Re-Enactment
    I like to think that somewhere in China there's a kid wondering why the President of the United States drives a minivan.
     Reply
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    Image of We Are All Lance Uppercut We Are All Lance Uppercut
    03:01 PM

    In reply to Chinese Crack Tiger Woods Case With Dramatic CGI Re-Enactment
    They actually used the same cutting-edge technology as this video.
     Reply
    Edited by We Are All Lance Uppercut at 12/01/09 3:02 PM We Are All Lance Uppercut was starred We Are All Lance Uppercut was unstarred
    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03:01 PM

    In reply to Chinese Crack Tiger Woods Case With Dramatic CGI Re-Enactment
    Man, these Grand Theft Auto storylines keep getting weirder and weirder.
     Reply
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    02:56 PM

    In reply to Chinese Crack Tiger Woods Case With Dramatic CGI Re-Enactment
    To keep this in perspective, that's the exact same CGI simulation they use to teach the Tiananmen Square Massacre.
     Reply
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    02:54 PM

    In reply to Chinese Crack Tiger Woods Case With Dramatic CGI Re-Enactment
    A bloody end for Tiger Woods...is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now here is how it would look if Ellin killed him with a barrage of baseballs..
     Reply
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    11/27/09

    In reply to This Night Ended With A Brown Out
    For a second, I thought this was Daulerio's story. I started skimming for the part where he suffered a head injury that left him borderline illiterate.
     Reply
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    11/27/09

    In reply to This Night Ended With A Brown Out
    So, did Cindy's lost 45 minutes include a trip back to the Olive Garden- perhaps lured by the endless pasta's siren song?
     Reply
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    11/27/09

    In reply to This Night Ended With A Brown Out
    YOU HAVE DEFECATION ALL OVER YOU, WE ARE TAKING YOU WITH US!!!

    -Germans
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