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Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man was starred
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Why hasn't anyone pointed out that if LightsOut had put his hands on her that she would not have been concious much less able to sign out arrest warrant? What is she? 4'9", 90 lbs? Verses 6'5", 250? Gimme a break. If he had so much as brushed up against her, he would have snapped her in half, and the paramedics reported no injuries. Stupid whore, I hope they nail her for false statement to a peace officer
@OdelettePentheus: Good point.
Also, this reminds me of a Louis CK bit about taking his daughter to get ice cream after she hurt herself........ similar premise to this story but a much better punchline.
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It must have been the allergic reaction she had to the alcohol.
Already a proofreading error Fleur de Lis boy? Tsk, tsk.
/Grammar Nazi'd
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Well, of course not - if Merriman had any reasonable doubt, he never would've fucked a walking STD.
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They picked up Jeff Garcia to get information about the Raiders' offense?
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Also, this reminds me of a Louis CK bit about taking his daughter to get ice cream after she hurt herself........ similar premise to this story but a much better punchline.
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