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Tue Nov 24
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    Image of Jen P Jen P
    08/05/09

    In reply to Deadspin HOF Nominee: Crossing Pattern Dong
    The long-ago Joselip Hanson video is still the closest I've come to watching internet porn at work. I vote yes. Hooray, dongs!
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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    08/05/09

    In reply to Deadspin HOF Nominee: Crossing Pattern Dong
    WR dong seems like a one-year trend. I voted No.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    08/05/09

    In reply to Deadspin HOF Nominee: Crossing Pattern Dong
    Joselio was always my favourite Hanson brother.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/05/09

    @Kid Canada: I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO THE FUCKING EMERITUS!!
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    08/05/09

    In reply to Deadspin HOF Nominee: Crossing Pattern Dong
    This does and does not fall under the category of low-hanging fruit.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/05/09

    In reply to Deadspin HOF Nominee: Crossing Pattern Dong
    If this meme gets in the DSHOF, it's only because of the crossover readers Moe brought to Deadspin.
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    Image of Bunkie Perkins Bunkie Perkins
    08/05/09

    In reply to Deadspin HOF Nominee: Crossing Pattern Dong
    Dr. Manhatten urges you to vote yes.
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    Paul.B.Dodd promoted this comment Bunkie Perkins was starred Bunkie Perkins was unstarred
    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    08/05/09

    @Bunkie Perkins: I read Watchmen a long time ago and I don't ever remember Gibbons drawing a blue schlong for Dr. Manhattan. Am I wrong?
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    08/05/09

    @Paul.B.Dodd: If you're wrong, I dont want to be right.
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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    08/05/09


    You know what... I probably shouldn't have posted this... dammit.
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    Paul.B.Dodd promoted this comment Edited by Quake 'n' Shake at 08/05/09 3:24 PM Quake 'n' Shake was starred Quake 'n' Shake was unstarred
    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    08/05/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: You know, for an omnipotent, omniscient being that transcends time and space.... it's not that impressive.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    08/05/09

    In reply to Deadspin HOF Nominee: Crossing Pattern Dong
    If we cant be known for our large black dicks, what CAN we be known for?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/05/09

    In reply to Deadspin HOF Nominee: Crossing Pattern Dong
    Yet another reason not to vote for Dykstra; it would render these dicks redundant.
     Reply
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    08/05/09

    In reply to Deadspin HOF Nominee: Crossing Pattern Dong
    I think it's time we cast our votes for the DHOFP and the P stands for PENIS!!!
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    Image of bizzo5000 bizzo5000
    08/05/09

    In reply to Deadspin HOF Nominee: Crossing Pattern Dong
    Isn't this the lasting legacy of Deadspin?
    How could it not be hall worthy?
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    08/05/09

    @bizzo5000: Agreed!
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    Image of Pornstars-for-Wilbon Pornstars-for-Wilbon
    08/05/09

    In reply to Deadspin HOF Nominee: Crossing Pattern Dong
    You'd have to be nuts not to vote for this.
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    Jen P promoted this comment Pornstars-for-Wilbon was starred Pornstars-for-Wilbon was unstarred
    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    02/04/09

    In reply to The ESPN.com Headline Writers Know Santonio Holmes Came Up Huge
    Bad memory time! Back in my junior year of high school, our football coach decided to us get team shirts that said "every inch counts" on the front. Right before the pep rally, some of the seniors pulled a prank and wrote a (low) number with an arrow pointing down underneath that slogan on some people's shirts. In an unrelated story, I didn't have a date to the prom that year...
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    02/03/09

    In reply to Hey, Did You And I Just Buy Santonio Holmes A New Cadillac Escalade?
    So on the banner I see two middle fingers, a naked black man, a porn star and a near drowning. Woah. Where is my normal Deadspin news!?!?
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    Image of FirstDerivative FirstDerivative
    02/03/09

    In reply to Hey, Did You And I Just Buy Santonio Holmes A New Cadillac Escalade?
    Hey guys, anyone here ever play NHL Hitz 2003? I have a whole night of it ahead and just curious if I'm the only one really obsessed with this game.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    02/03/09

    @FirstDerivative: More of a NFL Quarterback Club guy.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    02/03/09

    In reply to Hey, Did You And I Just Buy Santonio Holmes A New Cadillac Escalade?
    I know we've probably been a little annoying with our plugs, but this is my first time blogging so please bear with me. Anyway, if you like overly detailed analyses of children's sports movies, namely, D2: The Mighty Ducks then feel free to take a look.


    The Rookies

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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    02/03/09

    @Chuck Knoblockhead: Shit. Apparently this wasn't DUAN.
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