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    Beware The Flying Sausage Casings At Nat's Games

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    05/21/09

    In reply to Beware The Flying Sausage Casings At Nat's Games
    The Flying Sausage Casings


    Isn't that a shitty Gram Parsons cover band from Milwaukee?

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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    05/21/09

    In reply to Beware The Flying Sausage Casings At Nat's Games
    They Can't Shoot Sausage, Can They?


    Hell no. What kind of a question is that? You have to snort sausage that is why it comes in links.


    -John Daly

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/21/09

    In reply to Beware The Flying Sausage Casings At Nat's Games
    Misspelled uniforms. Misspelled bats. They suck.


    Jesus, this reminds me of the four-year-old girls soccer team I coach: The Butterflies. More like Suckerflies. God they fucking piss me off.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/21/09

    In reply to Beware The Flying Sausage Casings At Nat's Games
    "They were very clearly exploding as they were shot out"


    What does Fallujah have to do with this?


    /war is hell, not that I would know

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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    05/21/09

    In reply to Beware The Flying Sausage Casings At Nat's Games
    There's one clear simple explanation for this.


    Obviously the Flying Spaghetti Monster hates Washington.

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/21/09

    In reply to Beware The Flying Sausage Casings At Nat's Games
    ...sausage-shooting meltdowns


    Odd, considering that thinking about baseball is just what the doctor ordered to fix that problem.

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    05/21/09

    In reply to Beware The Flying Sausage Casings At Nat's Games
    Reminds me of my old buddy Stradlater. Every time he'd come to one of our parties he'd say "its a regular sausage explosion in here." The kid was a goddamned comedian.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/21/09

    In reply to Beware The Flying Sausage Casings At Nat's Games
    I thought the number of exploding sausages near the Naval Yard would go down after the Nationals moved in.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    05/21/09

    @Hatey McLife: +1
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    05/21/09

    In reply to Beware The Flying Sausage Casings At Nat's Games
    You know what they say about laws and sausages: Don't fire either one out of a high-powered pneumatic cannon into a crowd of terrified and disgusted onlookers.
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    05/21/09

    In reply to Beware The Flying Sausage Casings At Nat's Games
    Like the middle of the lineup, warning track power.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    05/21/09

    In reply to Beware The Flying Sausage Casings At Nat's Games
    Why do I get the feeling that thing is about to burrow into Keanu Reeves' navel.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    05/21/09

    In reply to Beware The Flying Sausage Casings At Nat's Games
    Finally, a baseball story about exploding sausage that isn't about Alex Rodriguez.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/21/09

    In reply to Beware The Flying Sausage Casings At Nat's Games
    Nice change from all the baloney shooting around Washington! You know. From the politicians?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/21/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Hey, you can't say that about our politicians. Only we can say that about our politicians.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/21/09

    @Gourmet Spud:


    [3 chord melody on crummy piano]


    Over there in Congress /

    The fat cats know what's shakin


    They want to stay in office /

    So they're shippin' home the Bacon.


    Some folks call it "the way it's" done /

    Some folks call it a scam.


    But here in DC, we know the truth,

    Votes are made of HAM!


    Yehhh, THE VOTES ARE MADE of HAMMMMM!


    [adjusts bow tie, smirks]

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